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[Cripple Creek]

I married him for his rugged good looks.

[snafu]

If I had a dollar for every time some hot chick touched my right hand!

[Cugalabanza]

**** white people do when nobody else is looking

[Augie]

I don’t care how much it’s worth, I won’t touch him without a glove. 

 

 

He’s got a little Chevy Chase smile going on there, but he's dressed much better than Fletch.  

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

9 hours ago, Augie said:

I don’t care how much it’s worth, I won’t touch him without a glove. 

 

 

He’s got a little Chevy Chase smile going on there, but he's dressed much better than Fletch.  

I was about to post the same thing!!

 

[CountryCletus]

Ain’t nobody got time to raw dog this dude

“Take the picture, I have an appointment with the pool boy”

[4merper4mer]

If you like her you should see the broad I bring in when we print the Benjamins. 

[LeGOATski]

Touched my hand and I jizzed...in...my pants.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

her eyes say  me hard 

[Marv's Neighbor]

I've got your tax cut!