LabattBlue Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 an angry chimp is the attacker in this latest round of genital destruction.... http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050305/1038696.asp "The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said."
ajzepp Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 LabattBlue said: an angry chimp is the attacker in this latest round of genital destruction.... http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20050305/1038696.asp "The chimps chewed off St. James Davis' nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owner shot the animals to death, authorities said." 264792[/snapback] I know the guy was in his 60s, but if a chimp had just chewed off my nose, there is no way in hell that little fu*ker would ever make it to my nuts.
Thurman's Helmet Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 ajzepp said: I know the guy was in his 60s, but if a chimp had just chewed off my nose, there is no way in hell that little fu*ker would ever make it to my nuts. 264807[/snapback] From what I read, the chimp was 150 lbs and if he wanted at your genitals, there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it to stop him. (The chimps were males and perhaps found this guy to be a threat?) Adult male Chimpanzees are the most violent and aggressive of ALL the great apes. Very cute and cuddly as babies but once they hit 8-12 months of age, they get a super testosterone infusion and all bets are off.
ajzepp Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 Thurman said: From what I read, the chimp was 150 lbs and if he wanted at your genitals, there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it to stop him. (The chimps were males and perhaps found this guy to be a threat?) Adult male Chimpanzees are the most violent and aggressive of ALL the great apes. Very cute and cuddly as babies but once they hit 8-12 months of age, they get a super testosterone infusion and all bets are off. 264824[/snapback] I hear what you're saying.......but honestly, it wouldn't matter if it was a friggin sasquatch........his balls are getting gnawed off before mine
Assquatch Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 ajzepp said: I hear what you're saying.......but honestly, it wouldn't matter if it was a friggin sasquatch........his balls are getting gnawed off before mine 264826[/snapback] You're on.
udonkey Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 Assquatch said: You're on. 264876[/snapback] Haha...touche.
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