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2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

 

What makes that happen the first time??? 

 

OK, it became her thing....but how does that get started? 

 

 

Nowadays you have to wonder if it is just attempting to get attention on the internet?  Although I suppose that weird behavior has existed in living beings ever since lighting hit the primordial swamp. 

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Some people are working on the cure for cancer.

 

Others are solving math problems that have confused humans for 150 years.

 

Then you have bread face, who smashes her face into bread, then eats it.

 

Then you have the people who watch Bread Face.

 

Then you have the people who watch Bread Face while masturbating.   Thus answering the question, how low can humanity sink?

 

 

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Just now, BringBackFergy said:

All you guys are acting like you’ve never shoved your cheeks or nose in a perfectly prepared sweet roll or jewish rye bread. Stop judging you hypocrites!!!

New game at the tailgate party - face diving 

 

put your face on the grill and grab a hamburger 

put your face in the pot of chili 

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52 minutes ago, mead107 said:

New game at the tailgate party - face diving 

 

put your face on the grill and grab a hamburger 

put your face in the pot of chili 

With enough beer consumption I'm sure this could catch on.

 

"Daddy, what is wrong with that man's face?  He has 4 grooves permanently sunken into his cheek, chin, and lips!" 

 

"He was playing face dive at the Bills game, son.  Nothing smells worse than charred human flesh."

 

:huh:

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26 minutes ago, Chef Jim said:

Ok I’ve said it 100 times so let’s go for 101. We are one weird species and the Asians lead the pack. 

It's disingenuous to imply you weren't slightly aroused by her skill set. This woman combines two of your signature qualities: fine baked goods and a slow, methodical approach to a problem. She is your spirit animal.

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