PromoTheRobot Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 https://247sports.com/nfl/new-england-patriots/Gallery/Comparing-every-NFL-quarterback-to-a-fast-food-chain-107087357/GallerySlides/675438?ftag=ACQ-07-10aac1b&vndid=1862651135&nan_pid=1862651135&ad_id=7314809 Tyrod Taylor (BUF): Jimmy John's "Fast, efficient, totally underrated and just like Bills fans, there are way more upstate than in New York City (zero)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I prefer Jersey Mike’s, and that’s close enough. He deserves the upgrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Jimmy Johns blows, and so does this ham-handed quip by the brilliance in NFL journalism that is 247 sports. Serious burn here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Matching fast food "restaurants" with QBs? I guess this is the day we officially ran out of news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Matching fast food "restaurants" with QBs? I guess this is the day we officially ran out of news. But my wife made me leave an event as soon as the speakers finished because her contacts were dry. I had been hearing them drone on for almost an hour while I stared at the food, then got one slice of red bell pepper before we had to leave. I think 90 seconds might have allowed me to knock sufficient food back to survive. No food at home as I knew we were eating at this thing... I feel like Tom Hanks on Castaway. Talk food to me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Actually, some of those were really funny. The pick of the litter: Mike Glennon (CHI): White Castle"“It seemed like a good idea when we were high.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Tyrod Taylor "In and Out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Thinking Duff's and specifically the wings with death sauce... they smell good, the look good. Then you dive in (against your BETTER judgement) and they burn the crap out of your mouth and the NEXT day you were subtly reminded (when your arse is flaming sitting on the porcelain throne) that this ALWAYS happens - buyer's remorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Chipotle, because some times it makes you vomit. This is a joke thread no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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