stinky finger Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Best execution of stop, drop, and roll that I've ever seen. ........................
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 HAHAHA No, my knees are still OK; I can stand. Tombstoning my wife through a plastic table is where I draw the line. I'm not really even sure what that means, but it sounds like a personal decision to be made between consenting adults.
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Why would a guy slam his girlfriend through a table? Is it a flaming table? That's what the Bills Mafia call a "Mrs. Doubt-fire".........I don't get it but some ladies like a few light slams.
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Posted October 23, 2017 I'm not really even sure what that means, but it sounds like a personal decision to be made between consenting adults. Is it a flaming table? That's what the Bills Mafia call a "Mrs. Doubt-fire".........I don't get it but some ladies like a few light slams. She got this one pretty good.. http://dailysnark.co...slamming-table/
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Thanks man. I could see next week perhaps b/c of Raiders fans too. Raiders fans probably bring their own assault weapons. I hope the camo guys can defeat the evil silver and black intruders!
reddogblitz Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 While I do find that theory amusing, in reality I wouldn't want to see anyone seriously injured and that's the direction we're heading. We've been there already. Anyone remember the fool sliding down the rail in the upper deck falling on to and badly injuring a fan below? Jets game a few years back. 2013 I think it was.
Kevbeau Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Somewhere in China sits a very confused plant manager wondering why he has to ad another shift to meet Walmarts demand for white plastic folding tables
klos63 Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 And our pro golfing grandfather! Pegula's really should invite Jack to a game and have him sit in the owners box. That would be cool. Jack is the greatest.
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Is there such a thing as buying futures in plastic tables?
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Is there such a thing as buying futures in plastic tables? I'd short plastic tables about the time the new stadium plans come out.
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 I'd short plastic tables about the time the new stadium plans come out. Horsecrap. I have an entire plan for downtown if they move the stadium there. Part of the cover charge includes plastic tables.
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 "She always says 'Don't play ball in the house!'" Somewhere in China sits a very confused plant manager wondering why he has to ad another shift to meet Walmarts demand for white plastic folding tables But at the same time, the plant manager enjoys a strange sense of closure and fulfillment finally realizing why so much production has been routed to that place called Buffalo, New York, wherever that is.
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Bills Fan #1: "Anyone do anything crazy while tailgating for a Bills game? I once gave a stranger a blow job for a free jersey!" Bills Fan #2: "I jumped off the roof of an SUV onto a table and shattered my leg!" Bils Fan #3: "I jumped on a fiery table and lit myself on fire!" Bills Fan #4: "I body slammed my girlfriend through a fold-up table. It was great!" Bills Fan #5: "I have you all beat. I slid down the railing of the upper deck, fell, and dropped on top of some people down below sitting in the lower bowl. God banned from Bills games for life, but it was great!" Bills Fan #6: "Well no injuries in my story, but I did drink a beer out of the ass crack of my girlfriend." Bills Fan #7: YOUR STORY GOES HERE. TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BEFORE A GAME, BILLS FANS !
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Wings, losing super bowls, and dildos /thread
machine gun kelly Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Freakin moron. These idiots deserve everything that happens to them. Some of the partying is fine, but jumping on a table on fire is ridiculous. Makes you want to rethink the police going onto the private lots to protect these fools from themselves.
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. i think the fans jumping onto tables is stupid as heck and just shows how idiotic people get when they think someone will be shooting a video of them.
CountDorkula Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 i think the fans jumping onto tables is stupid as heck and just shows how idiotic people get when they think someone will be shooting a video of them. Apparently this make you old and crotchity if you think this. I'm not old and I think it's idiotic. I have a buddy of mine that is a lawyer and he told me that there are several lawyers paying very close attention to what is happening and they are licking their chops just waiting to pounce. Someone will get seriously hurt, file a lawsuit against the bills/ and/or/ private lot owner and new laws will be put in place, and people will B*** and moan about how the NFL is trying to kill tailgating.
JMF2006 Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 going to need a bigger sign Is that why Hammer got beat up?
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