jimmy10 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. No way, man. My wife's livelihood as a health care provider depends on stupid people making bad decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 Then they shouldn't jump on a fire haha..i agree. I just want fellow fans and friends to maybe intervene with stuff like this. If you're in a group that thinks its a good idea to have someone jump into a fire pit, maybe someone should intervene. It's all i'm really saying here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 haha..i agree. I just want fellow fans and friends to maybe intervene with stuff like this. If you're in a group that thinks its a good idea to have someone jump into a fire pit, maybe someone should intervene. It's all i'm really saying here. More of the pussification of the country. Whatever happened to fighting fire with fire?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Darwin was onto something.... Who needs tailgate briquettes when you have drunk bills fire guy.. Now THAT is some funny s#*t ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 You want people that stupid to live long enough to breed? Think of the overall welfare of humanity, man. For once I agree, time to thin the herd a little...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I dine on your elitist tears. I dare any psychiatric professional here to tell us that this aberrant behavior, especially as an outlet of fantasy, is 1. a real danger and 2. is inferior to the alternative outlets. People: You want to blame somebody for this? Blame Deadspin. They are the #1 identifier of Bills fans as the "other". What they don't realize is, just like with fans of all stripe, from Greatful Dead to Metallica: being labeled as an "other" is what ALL fans want the most. Hell, learn your Metallica "You label me, I label you, so I dub the unforgiven." There's a reason Metallica's message has reached a hell of a lot more people than the OP's. Introspect on that for 5 minutes...and much of the world as it is today will at least become clearer to you, if not correct. I think a better Metallica reference in this situation would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Holy crap! That wasn't funny at all! Did y'all see how much beer they wasted putting him out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 The monk starting himself on fire was a major element of the Vietnam War. If you don't learn from history... See, the trouble is: you won't light yourself on fire. Oh sure, you'll point to the act as a "historical" turning point(Not even close. It was a mass media turning point, but definitively not a historical one.), but you'd never consider it personally. Why? Well, of course, you clearly have too much to say to the rest of us still. Right? We all remain in need your enlightenment, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Holy crap! That wasn't funny at all! Did y'all see how much beer they wasted putting him out??? Good thing this wasn't one of those "upper class" tailgates, just imagine how much worse the fire would have been when they sat there pouring their wine on him to put it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I think a better Metallica reference in this situation would be Ok far and away the best response in this thread. /micdrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fans-absolutely-demolishes-girlfriend-slamming-table/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Poster Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't forget about Niagara Falls And our pro golfing grandfather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 And our pro golfing grandfather! Most people don't know this but Zay Jones' great grandfather is Bobby Jones, one of the best golfers who ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Does anyone know where this stuff actually goes down? I've been tailgating all over the place for years and have never personally witnessed this kind of a$$holery. I feel like it's one niche lot somewhere populated by a bunch of 20-something attention whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) You want people that stupid to live long enough to breed? Think of the overall welfare of humanity, man. 😂😂😂 Edited October 23, 2017 by Buffalo Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Didn't realize there was video of this! It's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Anybody got a fork, to stick in him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Anybody got a fork, to stick in him? Maybe he has one of those red pop up buttons? That's how you know when he's done. I'm not sure what kind of basting is needed....but it looks like he had a good beer bath at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. Attention young people...........stop having fun at Bills game so old fux who have forgotten how to have it don't get upset! Anyone got video of Hammer getting K'DTFO by a dissatisfied customer after the game? I was watching it unfold as we drove out of our lot but we had to get back cuz the ladies in the group didn't want to miss The Walking Dead. I got a text that he got laid out and the MF did a "Chris Tucker on him".....whatever that is. He needs to get some better security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leroi Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) This thread reminds me of a book I read a while ago. How to successfully handle agressive and controlling people And another classic. Crotchety old men like to complain Imo Edited October 23, 2017 by Leroi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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