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[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

What a bunch of dildos.

[mead107]

Gugny has tried all of them.

[RaoulDuke79]

Author already has it covered

 

"A team of bandits gave a vibrator company the shaft when they snatched"

[transient]

So, is some guy standing on a street corner packing a bunch of these under his trench coat trying to hock them like knockoff Rolexes?

[thebug]

So, is some guy standing on a street corner packing a bunch of these under his trench coat trying to hock them like knockoff Rolexes?

Stiff competition!

[/dev/null]

They're looking at some hard time

[boyst]

I used to work at UPS Toledo hub, in about once a year and then I new show of boxes breaking open on the belts and throwing the contents everywhere - a sex toy box would break open and there would be dildos and plugs and all sorts of things everywhere. Some were afraid to touch them, they were brand new in the box though. But interestingly enough not everything was ever found for the Box. It still wasn't as good as when the Spangler dum dum box is broke open and it would rain Dum Dums on us for a couple hours

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Largest sex toy heist in history? When and where was the 2nd largest? Was Henry Hill and Jimmy Conway responsible?

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Largest sex toy heist in history? When and where was the 2nd largest? Was Henry Hill and Jimmy Conway responsible?

They were found at the residence of one Tom Brady

[DC Tom]

I see Bills fans are already preparing for the next home game against the Patriots...

[Gugny]

http://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

 

This happens shortly before Chef Jim's annual Halloween Party ... coincidence???????