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You really are a dick. A little shriveled up, wet and cold, old, flaccid dick.

 

Did a penguin steal your imaginarey girlfriend or something? Did Tom Petty light a paper bag of penguin poop on your doorstep?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But you're OUR dick, so we hold you dearly. ;-×

 

 

 

too much info here.

 

 

as for the birds in a tuxedo. mans greed has ruined land for development and had no respect for nature while raking in the money so it is not surprising another species will be added to the extinct list.

 

 

just have to wonder how long it will be before man himself becomes extinct?

 

 

that's inevitable

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No global warming heh Republicans? Hope they all rot in hell!

 

Wait. We're back to global warming? I thought it was global cooling.

 

No.

 

Wait.

 

It was global climate change.

 

No.

 

Wait.

 

Dammit. I wish you guys would pick a consensus and settle the science correctly just once.

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Ever since Tom Petty died, DC Tom has been increasingly dark and morbid.

 

I guess it hit him pretty hard.

 

Poor fella.

 

Are you kidding? Between mass penguincide and never having to hear a new Tom Petty song, I'm giddy as a schoolgirl.

 

Wait. We're back to global warming? I thought it was global cooling.

 

No.

 

Wait.

 

It was global climate change.

 

No.

 

Wait.

 

Dammit. I wish you guys would pick a consensus and settle the science correctly just once.

 

You know what I really like? People claiming global warming's responsible for a penguin famine caused by too much ice cover.

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OK, actual pleasant news: my mother-in-law, who has been virtually unconscious in the hospital for days, began responding to the massive meds injected into her. She didn't know about all the people who had come to see her off, but when given apple sauce she wanted apple pie! (Another day or two to see what the cultures say - they still don't reallly know what the problem was.)

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OK, actual pleasant news: my mother-in-law, who has been virtually unconscious in the hospital for days, began responding to the massive meds injected into her. She didn't know about all the people who had come to see her off, but when given apple sauce she wanted apple pie! (Another day or two to see what the cultures say - they still don't reallly know what the problem was.)

 

That is good news. Even better if, since waking up, she's killed some penguins.

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No global warming heh Republicans?

 

"failed to find food across unusually extensive sea ice."

 

 

extensive
ɪkˈstɛnsɪv,ɛkˈstɛnsɪv/
adjective
adjective: extensive
1.
covering or affecting a large area.
"an extensive garden"

 

Republicans of course, DC are you having trouble reading English these days? Too much programming killing your brain cells?

 

seems you have trouble reading

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"failed to find food across unusually extensive sea ice."

 

 

extensive
ɪkˈstɛnsɪv,ɛkˈstɛnsɪv/
adjective
adjective: extensive
1.
covering or affecting a large area.
"an extensive garden"

 

 

seems you have trouble reading

 

Why do you say that?

[insert sourced research study opposing your link] what do you say now?

Fake News!

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Why do you say that?

 

Fake News!

yes of course a support of [named person here] would say that! You need to accept there [is/isn't] enough research to support your belief! Think of the [children/seniors/Jews/minorities/spaghetti monsters!]
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my wifi password is my cell phone number

meh, your network is boring. nothing i can't already find on Pornhub or a subreddit somewhere.

 

At least I was able to supplement my music collection from DC Tom's extensive collection of Tom Petty songs and videos. But Tom's penguin porn was just freaky

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