Random Thoughts Thread

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25 minutes ago, Augie said:

ESPN killing off Mike & Mike is so....ESPN. It’s the only thing I made a point of going to ESPN for....

The only talk/pregame that I bother with on ESPN is the last 20 minutes or so of College Game Day when they do their picks segment

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

I’ve yet to see CopyPaste vote in the latest polls about Nate.  

 

Very curious.   

[Augie]

After many weeks of this dragging out, my wife’s mother passed away today. So, here’s the thought: Hug your loved ones every day and tell them that you love them. 

[RaoulDuke79]

8 hours ago, Augie said:

After many weeks of this dragging out, my wife’s mother passed away today. So, here’s the thought: Hug your loved ones every day and tell them that you love them. 

Sorry to hear this. It's never easy when a loved one passes, but I can imagine that it's worse when it drags out like you mentioned. At least now your family can start to move forward. May she RIP.

[RaoulDuke79]

When every thread is red is that a sign of imminent meltdown?

[RaoulDuke79]

Congrats to Martin Truex Jr.

[/dev/null]

My flight has been delayed because they can't find the captain

 

How the @#$& does an airline lose track of a captain?

[teef]

18 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

My flight has been delayed because they can't find the captain

 

How the @#$& does an airline lose track of a captain?

i was on a puddle jumper one time going from miami to mexico.  we were sitting on the plan waiting forever.  a very young pilot stumbled on, obviously annoyed.  from what i understand, he was pissed because he wasn't even aware that he was supposed to be taking that flight.  i'm not sure what i heard was correct, but apparently ,**** happens.

[Augie]

3 hours ago, /dev/null said:

My flight has been delayed because they can't find the captain

 

How the @#$& does an airline lose track of a captain?

 

Did they check the bar first? 

[RaoulDuke79]

I've grown tired of the term "really". There are 60 year old women at my work now who use "really" every thirty minutes or so when they have a problem they cant figure out. And for the most part it's a very simple solution. It's like working with an elderly tween.

[Just Jack]

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2017 at 1:05 PM, /dev/null said:

My flight has been delayed because they can't find the captain

 

How the @#$& does an airline lose track of a captain?

 

I had a flight (early morning) where they were missing a flight attendant. Turns out her hotel never did the wake up call or she forgot to set her alarm. 

[RaoulDuke79]

The damn elf on the shelf is a real serious commitment. I would recommend avoiding this all together unless you are a stay at home dad or wife. God forbid you forget a day.

[/dev/null]

Watched some of the Oak Island show and noticed the two guys are named Rick and Marty.  At which point every "dramatic" moment in the episode made me want to scream Wubbalubbadubdub!

[Johnny Hammersticks]

My diet over the past 3 days has been cabbage soup and cheese sandwiches.  Today my farts are wretched.  The smell would gag a maggot.

[Augie]

23 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

My diet over the past 3 days has been cabbage soup and cheese sandwiches.  Today my farts are wretched.  The smell would gag a maggot.

 

Thank you form sharing that. It pleases me that I am very far from Vermont, and I love good news.  

Edited December 14, 2017 by Augie

[RaoulDuke79]

So I was watching the weather radar for the northeast and was going through the states in my mind. I couldn't think of one so I asked my wife. She said it was New Hampshire,  which lead me to think of the last time I've been heard of New Hampshire mentioned in any type of media. No news is good news I suppose.

[RaoulDuke79]

Listening to the news about the tax bill, and I'm trying to figure out what constitutes lower, middle and upper clsss.

[RaoulDuke79]

Holy ****.....Dominos has carry out insurance on their pizza. Who does this?

[Johnny Hammersticks]

On 12/8/2017 at 7:32 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

The damn elf on the shelf is a real serious commitment. I would recommend avoiding this all together unless you are a stay at home dad or wife. God forbid you forget a day.

 

I hate that damned elf.  My son is old enough now that he remembers the “elf pranks” we did in previous years.  I’m running out of ideas.  And those websites that claim to have “easy elf on a shelf ideas” are full of ****!  If it takes me more than 10 minutes and requires a band saw, vice grips, velcro and a glue gun it’s not easy!!!

[ExiledInIllinois]

7 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

I hate that damned elf.  My son is old enough now that he remembers the “elf pranks” we did in previous years.  I’m running out of ideas.  And those websites that claim to have “easy elf on a shelf ideas” are full of ****!  If it takes me more than 10 minutes and requires a band saw, vice grips, velcro and a glue gun it’s not easy!!!

Random thought too:

 

FAKE NEWS!

"Whoever said life is fair and easy." 

 

Stop doing cheesy things.  Trying way too hard.  Set Christmas off right, stick that damn Elf in middle of living, they will never expect in right under their noses and if they do?  Say: "So! Don't care!"  It works for him: