Rayzer32 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins. MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe. TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy. MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along. TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later. MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close. TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year. MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position. TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence. MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year. TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes. MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Our best starting OL? Doesn't that mean he would have had to at least PLAY 90% of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 Our best starting OL? Doesn't that mean he would have had to at least PLAY 90% of the time? 262973[/snapback] I contemplated using the word arguably in there, but decided against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Sorry, Rayzer, but until you change your avatar I'm going to have an awfully hard time actually finishing any of your posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossman Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins. MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe. TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy. MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along. TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later. MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close. TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year. MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position. TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence. MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year. TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes. MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT. 262956[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I think our best D-lineman was Sam Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Sorry, Rayzer, but until you change your avatar I'm going to have an awfully hard time actually finishing any of your posts. 262987[/snapback] Yeah, what eh said....i just LOVE that look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Hahahahahahahaha No, our D didn't sh-- on that game either! Hahahahaha, against scrubs no less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins. MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe. TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy. MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along. TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later. MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close. TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year. MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position. TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence. MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year. TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes. MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT. 262956[/snapback] Barnum was right. It's show business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasBB Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 humerous, yes, but I think TD might actually know what he's doing with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MembersOnlyJacketGuy Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins. MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe. TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy. MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along. TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later. MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close. TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year. MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position. TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence. MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year. TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes. MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT. 262956[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 humerous, yes, but I think TD might actually know what he's doing with this one. 263170[/snapback] God I hope you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 So Mularkey has to refer to Donahoe as "Mr Donahoe"? Guess we know who the B word and the butch are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 TD - Mike, we have a few things to discuss about the team as FA begins. MM - I'm listening Mr. Donahoe. TD - First off, you did one hell of a job last year until DB crapped himself against the Pitt wannabes and that's why I released him. Now you can start next year with a young, unproven QB with 0 starts. He looks very promising, but his backup has proven throughout his whole career that he blows, so keep "The Kid" healthy. MM - I am excited about JP, but I would like to have a proven veteran BU to help "The Kid" along. TD - That is not important right now Mike. Now secondly, I am going to let our best starting O-lineman go sign somewhere else also, can't afford him and IF someone becomes available, I will pick him up if it will benefit the team. Right now, there is no one out there so we will worry about that later. MM - I think we will be allright Mr. Donahoe, we still have one of the best D's in the league to keep games close. TD - That brings me to my third point Mike. I am also releasing our best D-lineman too. Can't afford him either. Let's just hope we don't face alot of good RBs this year. MM - This is starting to get a little ugly Mr. Donahoe. Please, at least tell me you have upgraded the K position. TD - Good news Mike. Rian is not the worst K in the league anymore, he is 2nd worst now that I signed Owen Poachmen. That should help Rian's confidence. MM - Okay TOM, who do we take in the 1st round of the draft this year. TD - Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that to you last year. I traded our 1st RD pick to Dallas. Don't worry Mike, when the 1st available FA from IUP becomes available, I will have him here before you can blink your eyes. MM - Tom, Phuck you I QUIT. 262956[/snapback] I think it went more like this: TD: Did you see Rayzer32's latest post on the Stadium Wall MM: Yes I did he's an f'n moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 I think it went more like this:TD: Did you see Rayzer32's latest post on the Stadium Wall MM: Yes I did he's an f'n moron 263221[/snapback] Always an a-hole in every crowd. What do you do for humor, shoot squirells out your window?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 What do you do for humor, shoot squirells out your window?? 263239[/snapback] Yeah. So what of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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