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I look forward to seeing your mom put on those pads and the helmet and getting out on the field for some tackle football then.

 

Well all righty then. I'll revise my post.

 

Keep moving is one thing. Use your back ligaments that attach to it to make sudden cuts (if it's low) throw (if it's high) and then have 250 lb bruisers throw you around and land on top of you - that's a different sort of pain to tolerate than walking into the grocery store, putting two cases of water, 3 bunches of eets, a rump roast, a bag of dried apricots, and 4 cans of Progresso lentil soup in the cart, and walking out, don't you think?

 

 

If that was some kinda slam against my Dad being 250 lbs you're dead wrong. He's 205. Do you even understand how many times your back ligaments are used when vacuuming a medium sized ranch house? That's back and forth, back and forth about 390 times in a one hour span. I'd say Derrick Carr should be able to move his arm 390 times in an hour but I think his departure from the game answers that question.

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I usually mute the TV, put on a Green Day song, and hope some of the lyrics sync up with his mouth movements.

 

Underrated post :lol:

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