patriot bride

[nuklz2594]

the house is divided. she asked what time does drinking start and what is the flavor of choice? i have been known to have tequila and perhaps an herbal supplement.GO BILLS!!!

i do miss the zweigle hot dogs and genny cream

[oldmanfan]

Are you saying she's a Pats fan? You have no choice but annulment.

[Kelly the Dog]

Are you saying she's a Pats fan? You have no choice but annulment.

Yep. Probably on the wedding bandwagon.

[Fan in San Diego]

Irreconcilable differences. The judge will understand. Your family will understand.

[Heavy Kevi]

Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"?

 

Try that.

[nuklz2594]

been married 26 years in a few weeks. i remember when she had the flu...was ugly. we were watching the bills vs giants super bowl. she was laying down with a bucket beside her. norwood missed the fg. she sat up and said bills suck and plopped back down. i had evil thoughts in my head.

[oldmanfan]

Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"?

 

Try that.

I like Jeff Foxworthy's approach. Our friend here just needs to tell the family: "She ran away!"

[Bleeding Bills Blue]

I'm married to a pat's fan. She's fine honestly... her dad on the other hand is an insufferable POS.

[nuklz2594]

i did get her back. did the saran wrap under the toilet seat thing. yep, the couch was comfy

Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"?

 

Try that.

awesome

[Kelly the Dog]

Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"?

 

Try that.

Lol. This.

[4_kidd_4]

Twist one up and some Genny Screamers...takes me back to the UB days...

[nuklz2594]

Twist one up and some Genny Screamers...takes me back to the UB days...

partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983

[CommonCents]

Patriot's brides cheat on their husbands.

[The Wiz]

Patriot's brides cheat on their husbands.

but at least they know how to deflate your balls Edited September 29, 2017 by The Wiz

[Saxum]

Remember when your dad took that cat "to a nice farm in the country"?

 

Try that.

 

My mother did that for a pair of sheep dogs (Rusty and Pepper, amazing I can remember after 45+ years) who could not understand that they could not treat cats who wandered into their yard as free chew toys.

[I'm Spartacus]

partied so hard i got kicked out of suny fredonia in 1983

Got ya beat! (1980)....

[Jukester]

been married 26 years in a few weeks. i remember when she had the flu...was ugly. we were watching the bills vs giants super bowl. she was laying down with a bucket beside her. norwood missed the fg. she sat up and said bills suck and plopped back down. i had evil thoughts in my head.

 

Really?! Pats were 1-15 that year and pretty bad in general around that era.

[Koko78]

I'm married to a pat's fan. She's fine honestly... her dad on the other hand is an insufferable POS.

 

Just remind him at every opportunity that the Cheatriots did, in fact, exist prior to January, 2002.

[Bleeding Bills Blue]

 

Just remind him at every opportunity that the Cheatriots did, in fact, exist prior to January, 2002.

 

I don't even bother, I just do everything I can to avoid arguing with or hitting this guy. Just an uncomfortable person to be around... and he likes to razz me about the bills/sabres... making it all the worse.

 

You haven't been to a game in like 25 years! Go to 6 a year and tell me who the real fan is!

[BuffaloMatt]

Sounds like your are definitely Mudged!