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The Kardashians. That way I could say you were lucky and I wish I was in a coma, and this is what we have devolved into.

 

I keep having the scene in my head of Marty McFly explaining to Doc Brown that Ronald Reagan was president.

 

"Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?" :lol:

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Guys,

 

Think up better stuff. Because if Ed or Sage's wives ever allow them to post on here again it will be just like the coma guy.

 

We can tell them some crap like Jim actually learning to cook or Beerboy's spiral vaginitis giving him a super power of being able his farts anywhere in a 1000 mile radius.

 

Well, the first one may be a little too unrealistic.

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1. Smart phones

2. Electric and self driving cars

3. Ghost peppers ... gotta try em

4. Music city forward pass

5. You Tube

6. Hydroponic weed

7. We had a mulatto President

8. Online porn

9. Bruce Jenner is now a woman

10. Our colony on Mars .... Gotta f%#$ with em a little

This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon.

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This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon.

 

 

Higgs Boson is good onion dip and all but it is hardly national news.

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You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER.

 

I can think of ten worse movies without even straining myself:

Mortdecai

2012

All the Fast and Furious movies.

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This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon.

 

9/11 happened 16 years ago. Why would you want him to think it happened a second time? That's just mean.

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You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER.

Prometheus was a big let down for me, but if you think it's the worst film ever made, you're insane...

 

You think it's worse than, for example, "Sister Act II" ???

 

That movie is 7% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Rita Kempley of the Washington Post offers a 3 word review: "Shamelessly contrived pap."

 

But Prometheus is worse!?

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Prometheus was a big let down for me, but if you think it's the worst film ever made, you're insane...

 

You think it's worse than, for example, "Sister Act II" ???

 

That movie is 7% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Rita Kempley of the Washington Post offers a 3 word review: "Shamelessly contrived pap."

 

But Prometheus is worse!?

Promethus is worse because it actually took itself seriously with lines like 'God doesn't build in straight lines', yet somehow expected an audience to believe a hugely funded private space exploration in search of humanity's creators would hire such a fumbling miserable excuse for a crew...or that you can give yourself an emergency C-section and immediately sprint down the hall as if nothing just happened...or why a highly trained biologist would look at an eight foot penis-snake with fangs and think 'I should really be touching this thing right now'...or how Charlize Theron apparently can't figure out that when a mile+ circumference circular spacecraft is rolling toward you, running sideways and not perpendicular to its path is the best way of not getting crushed to death...shall I go on

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Promethus is worse because it actually took itself seriously with lines like 'God doesn't build in straight lines', yet somehow expected an audience to believe a hugely funded private space exploration in search of humanity's creators would hire such a fumbling miserable excuse for a crew...or that you can give yourself an emergency C-section and immediately sprint down the hall as if nothing just happened...or why a highly trained biologist would look at an eight foot penis-snake with fangs and think 'I should really be touching this thing right now'...or how Charlize Theron apparently can't figure out that when a mile+ circumference circular spacecraft is rolling toward you, running sideways and not perpendicular to its path is the best way of not getting crushed to death...shall I go on

You are pointing out flaws in a flawed film, all of which I agree are flaws.

 

Doesn't make the film, as a whole, worse than Sister Act II.

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