/dev/null Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 Refer to the end of # 10 .... That would probably work with #3 as well. There's a difference between 'f%#$ with em a little" and sending them back into a coma
Kelly the Dog Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 If a loved one was in a coma for 20 years ... from 1997 - 2017 ... what would be the top 10 most significant happenings would you want to catch them up on?The Kardashians. That way I could say you were lucky and I wish I was in a coma, and this is what we have devolved into.
CDogg20 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 (edited) The patient's first words..."how recently have the Bills made the playoffs?"They havent? Put me back out until they do then and he was never awake again. Edited October 5, 2017 by CDogg20
BringBackFergy Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 That guy with the dead animal on top of his head ?Davey Crockett has been dead for years.
IDBillzFan Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 The Kardashians. That way I could say you were lucky and I wish I was in a coma, and this is what we have devolved into. I keep having the scene in my head of Marty McFly explaining to Doc Brown that Ronald Reagan was president. "Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?"
4merper4mer Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Guys, Think up better stuff. Because if Ed or Sage's wives ever allow them to post on here again it will be just like the coma guy. We can tell them some crap like Jim actually learning to cook or Beerboy's spiral vaginitis giving him a super power of being able his farts anywhere in a 1000 mile radius. Well, the first one may be a little too unrealistic.
GoBills808 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 1. Smart phones 2. Electric and self driving cars 3. Ghost peppers ... gotta try em 4. Music city forward pass 5. You Tube 6. Hydroponic weed 7. We had a mulatto President 8. Online porn 9. Bruce Jenner is now a woman 10. Our colony on Mars .... Gotta f%#$ with em a little This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon.
4merper4mer Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon. Higgs Boson is good onion dip and all but it is hardly national news.
DC Tom Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 worst movie of all time in Prometheus made Really? Have you seen Batman v. Superman?
GoBills808 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Really? Have you seen Batman v. Superman? You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER.
DC Tom Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER. I can think of ten worse movies without even straining myself: Mortdecai 2012 All the Fast and Furious movies.
GoBills808 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 DQ's at the starting line for the FF call! Vin Diesel movies are usually watchable for the unintentional comedic presence. I appreciate the effort, tho.
IDBillzFan Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER. You obviously haven't seen Pixels.
snafu Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 This has got to be in the running for worst list of all time, dude. 9/11, Facebook/Youtube/Twitter, Pluto nixed from planet status, Black Monday, Arab Spring, Higgs boson, weird unisex haircut with the top long and the sides shaved, worst movie of all time in Prometheus made, etc...c'mon. 9/11 happened 16 years ago. Why would you want him to think it happened a second time? That's just mean.
Fadingpain Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 You wanna talk bad movies? Cause I seen 'em all, brother...there may never again be made as awful a flick as Prometheus EVER. Prometheus was a big let down for me, but if you think it's the worst film ever made, you're insane... You think it's worse than, for example, "Sister Act II" ??? That movie is 7% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. Rita Kempley of the Washington Post offers a 3 word review: "Shamelessly contrived pap." But Prometheus is worse!?
/dev/null Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 I can think of ten worse movies without even straining myself: Mortdecai 2012 All the Fast and Furious movies. You Got Served Hot Tub Time Machine Jack and Jill Grown Ups Any movie with Ben Stiller
GoBills808 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Prometheus was a big let down for me, but if you think it's the worst film ever made, you're insane... You think it's worse than, for example, "Sister Act II" ??? That movie is 7% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. Rita Kempley of the Washington Post offers a 3 word review: "Shamelessly contrived pap." But Prometheus is worse!? Promethus is worse because it actually took itself seriously with lines like 'God doesn't build in straight lines', yet somehow expected an audience to believe a hugely funded private space exploration in search of humanity's creators would hire such a fumbling miserable excuse for a crew...or that you can give yourself an emergency C-section and immediately sprint down the hall as if nothing just happened...or why a highly trained biologist would look at an eight foot penis-snake with fangs and think 'I should really be touching this thing right now'...or how Charlize Theron apparently can't figure out that when a mile+ circumference circular spacecraft is rolling toward you, running sideways and not perpendicular to its path is the best way of not getting crushed to death...shall I go on
Fadingpain Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Promethus is worse because it actually took itself seriously with lines like 'God doesn't build in straight lines', yet somehow expected an audience to believe a hugely funded private space exploration in search of humanity's creators would hire such a fumbling miserable excuse for a crew...or that you can give yourself an emergency C-section and immediately sprint down the hall as if nothing just happened...or why a highly trained biologist would look at an eight foot penis-snake with fangs and think 'I should really be touching this thing right now'...or how Charlize Theron apparently can't figure out that when a mile+ circumference circular spacecraft is rolling toward you, running sideways and not perpendicular to its path is the best way of not getting crushed to death...shall I go on You are pointing out flaws in a flawed film, all of which I agree are flaws. Doesn't make the film, as a whole, worse than Sister Act II.
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