Royale with Cheese Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 Regrets? Things I bought? Whatever, sure. It's just money. Things I've DONE? Different category. I've really tried..... You've licked a pole in freezing weather haven't you?
Augie Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 You've licked a pole in freezing weather haven't you? Even worse would be if I got someone else to do it. I'm getting older and am appropriately worried about that pesky life review thing. YIKES!
Buffalo716 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 You've licked a pole in freezing weather haven't you? I really did that when I was 5 to see what would happen...
SinceThe70s Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I bought this extension for a garden hose to clean my gutters. Saw it on one of those cheesy TV commercials. After a few weeks it didn't arrive in the mail so I called up and they said they'd send me another. It ended up being a flimsy aluminum extension and when I turned on the water it was flailing around completely out of control spraying water everywhere but the gutters and soaking me in the process. I felt like a putz. A few days later the replacement came in the mail and I laughed again at my stupidity.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 That's nothing. When Donahoe was hired, WGR announced that he was going to cut RJ and keep Flutie. This caused RJ apparel to drop in price. I knew that WGR oftentimes issued flatly wrong reports and I was so confident that TD would keep RJ that I went online and bought 1 RJ jersey and 3 RJ t-shirts. I think I paid $20 total. I was right, of course. I wore those RJ shirts for years (despite the ridicule)--I think I retired the last one last year. Been long enough that you could wear them ironically now. Like my Sabreslug t shirt my aunt bought me last year for Christmas. She apologized because she didn't realize it at the time. But i loved it. Man, I'd wear a pink polka dot jersey and tutu if we could get the talent we had in the slug years.
Buffalo716 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 716, ....and? I got my tongue stuck to a pole in buffalo in the middle of winter. My brother ran and got my mom who brought a bucket of hot water and a sponge and un stuck me after a few minutes. Scariest few minutes of my life and my tongue was really sore for a while
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I once bought a box of Magnums. Sometimes I just pick up a box and stroll around the store with them and put them back on the shelf.
145B4IDIE Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 716, I'm no expert but hot water may not have been the way to go. Mpemba effect.
Buffalo716 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 716, I'm no expert but hot water may not have been the way to go. Mpemba effect. Have no idea . I was just dumb as heck. It's like the angel and devil on both shoulders and I gave in to the temptation of the unknown. Even though I knew it was bound to end bad
145B4IDIE Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Sometimes I just pick up a box and stroll around the store with them and put them back on the shelf. I'm confused. Are we talking condoms, malt liquor or generic lucky charms cereal?
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I'm confused. Are we talking condoms, malt liquor or generic lucky charms cereal? The delicious ice cream bars of course.
Gugny Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 The delicious ice cream bars of course. Or perhaps a handsome private investigator.
plenzmd1 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 My first job out of college was for essentially a boiler room. 3 months in they strongly encouraged me to buy a new BMW convertible. 3 repos later, finally figured out it was a stupid, stupid idea.
dpberr Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Foam crown molding and a foldable wheelbarrow are tied for first.
teef Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 My first job out of college was for essentially a boiler room. 3 months in they strongly encouraged me to buy a new BMW convertible. 3 repos later, finally figured out it was a stupid, stupid idea. dude, i'm right there with you. in 2010, i bought a brand new bmw convertible. i always wanted one so i figured !@#$ it. now that i'm married and have a kid, i never drive it. it has a total of 13,000 miles on it, and has been in two massive accidents. it wasn't a stupid purchase i guess, just more pointless. anyone want to buy a !@#$ed up bmw with very few miles on it?
Mark80 Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 dude, i'm right there with you. in 2010, i bought a brand new bmw convertible. i always wanted one so i figured !@#$ it. now that i'm married and have a kid, i never drive it. it has a total of 13,000 miles on it, and has been in two massive accidents. it wasn't a stupid purchase i guess, just more pointless. anyone want to buy a !@#$ed up bmw with very few miles on it? That purchase doesn't seem pointless, that would be a great car to have around if you aren't making any more payments on it (i'm sure from 2010). What was stupid was two major accidents to ruin it.
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