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Something tells me he's still do her.

 

 

People get their thrills in all sorts of ways. Risk of death is on many a list. There are worse ways to go than "first man ever killed by a sex robot".

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No, they wouldn't. Hackers would program them to say "Not right now, I have a headache" and serve divorce papers.

 

 

I could see this very thing happening in the "old man gets back into the dating game" thread.

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Could you just imagine having to pay alimony to your ex wife AND your Sex Robot?

 

No...because I was stuck on "How the !@#$ did my sex robot get the !@#$ing house???" In NY, it would probably get custody of the children...

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No...because I was stuck on "How the !@#$ did my sex robot get the !@#$ing house???" In NY, it would probably get custody of the children...

You knocked up your sex robot?

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You knocked up your sex robot?

That's next. Egg donation... frees up the oppressed female gender from the arduous task of childbearing and delivery.

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Friggin Sammy is so mean. He convinced the Googlebot to get an account on Tinder or some other crap like that and create a profile. Now G is obsessed with which sexbot swiped which way and it's like a never ending soap opera around here. He's and emotional wreck and he just got emotions not all that long ago. I told him he can do better than those prototypes but he is inconsolable. Friggin Sammy I swear to God.

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Parents can adopt.

 

As long as it's not, y'know, a same-sex robot-human couple.

 

That reminded me of a scene from Role models and I easily found a picture of the scene on line. If I posted that picture I would probably have been rightfully banned for life, so I'll post this less offensive picture instead:

 

martin-claimed-to-not-be-gay-for-robots-

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