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Why your team sucks - Pats edition - hilarious


dave mcbride

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This is the best one ever, in my opinion.

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-england-patriots-1800674923

 

"Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder."[/size]

Completely fantastic. You have to read the comments after the article. Looks like plenty of Pats fans hate Tawmmy, Bill and Kraft even more than we do. Amazing. And lots of it is funny. Edited by yungmack
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Also, Gronk is getting traded at midseason. It’s a mortal lock. Belichick will stun the world by shipping him to L.A. and then his arm will fall off and he’ll triple puncture each lung.

 

 

For me, being a Patriots fan sometimes feels like being a nice German person post WW2. Like, I get why everyone automatically assumes I’m a piece of ****. But I’m not, I swear!

 

 

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This is the best one ever, in my opinion.

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-england-patriots-1800674923

 

"Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder."

 

I'd like them to try this:

 

What’s new that sucks: God, they’re !@#$ing loaded everywhere. Brady could get decapitated and they’d still be favored to win the Super Bowl with Pizza Boy at QB.

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