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Bills: We are a visibly better team at the end of the year than at the beginning

 

Sort of Non-Bills: Sammy makes Beane look like an idiot all year long and for years to come.

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A quick survey of this thread has Taylor benched by Game :

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An enthusiast on this topic (not me, alas) should start an exclusive thread - something easier to bump later......

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Tom Brady throws more TD's than the Bills as a team score the whole year.

 

In 2007, he threw 50. Cowboys and Colts each had 54 team TDs; Jacksonville had 50. Every other team in the NFL had fewer.

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Whaley will go rogue, and bring back TBD-favorite, Da'Rick Rodgers, who Rex will convert to a field-goal-faking, option-QB specialist. Rodgers will be sacked when Goodell--using the Belichick-ian SpyGate methodology--finds out he uses pine tar to hold his jock strap in place, and Joe Webb will become our field-goal-faking, option-QB. Webb will go on to set the NFL record for most TD's off field goal fakes, while also filling in for Cordy Glenn at LT, who will miss three and two-thirds games with a massive sty in his eye. While recuperating from the sty, Glenn will create a new and incredibly popular salsa, to be served with the Russ Brandon developed and patented Jordan Matthew's Sternum Chips. Although the Bills will only go 4-12, the sales of Jordan Matthew Sternum Chips and Cordy's secret salsa will raise enough money to buy Robert Kraft, who will be roasted at a stake in Hammer's Lot on New Year's Day, ending the Bill's 17-year curse. McDermott will chalk it up to the team's love for one another, and there will be much rejoicing.

 

Either that, or we will be entertaining to watch this year... I can't quite read the tea leaves; they're shimmying around like Shady, at the moment...

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Every year this is about my peak optimism of the year. Buffalo suprises the masses and finishes above .500. Idk if they make the playoffs but win more than 8 games.

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Billy Buffalo is kidnapped by rabid Bills fans and during his absence Bills go on six game winning streak...when returned Bills decide they no longer need a mascot and terminate him..things do end well for Billy as he/she falls in love with one of the Kidnappers and they go on to have four kids, all of whom aspire to be professional sports mascots

This is the best one yet

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I say the Bills exceed expectations, which right now is 5 wins, right? I think a lot hinges on how well McD coaches. Great coaching lifts middling talent.

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