youthemanog Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 Twas the night before Football, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The fresh beer was chilling, in the kitchen with care In the hopes that Bills Football, soon would be there The players were all nestled, by curfew in beds While visions of trophies, danced in their heads Some mamma in her G-string, and I in my thong Drank too much Tequila, 'til the night was long gone When out in the den, there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped Grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear But, a lightning quick team, and some fans drinking beer With an offensive coach, always pushing for more I thought for a moment, lets get score after score More rapid than Bears, his warriors they came He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name "Now E.J., Now C.J., Now Sammy and Fred "On Williams, On Darius, On McKelvin and Spikes To the top of your gameto the top of the league Lets crush the Bears, crush the Bears, crush the BearsAll! "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Its the most, wonderful timeof the year With the Bills running yelling And everyone telling you Have a cold beeeer! Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be jerseys for buying And fans are high-fiving When football is neeeeear. Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be steaks and franks grilling And tons of beers chilling Then staggering out in the snow Therell be crazy game stories and Tales of the glories of the seasons Long, long ago Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be tickets for buying And fans are all sighing Its fin-a-lly heeeeere Its the most, wonderful timeof the year
Heavy Kevi Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 Yessss I was hoping this would make it here. Has been a yearly tradition for quite a while now.
ROONDOGG55 Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 Twas the night before Football, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The fresh beer was chilling, in the kitchen with care In the hopes that Bills Football, soon would be there The players were all nestled, by curfew in beds While visions of trophies, danced in their heads Some mamma in her G-string, and I in my thong Drank too much Tequila, 'til the night was long gone When out in the den, there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped Grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear But, a lightning quick team, and some fans drinking beer With an offensive coach, always pushing for more I thought for a moment, lets get score after score More rapid than Bears, his warriors they came He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name "Now E.J., Now C.J., Now Sammy and Fred "On Williams, On Darius, On McKelvin and Spikes To the top of your gameto the top of the league Lets crush the Bears, crush the Bears, crush the BearsAll! "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Its the most, wonderful timeof the year With the Bills running yelling And everyone telling you Have a cold beeeer! Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be jerseys for buying And fans are high-fiving When football is neeeeear. Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be steaks and franks grilling And tons of beers chilling Then staggering out in the snow Therell be crazy game stories and Tales of the glories of the seasons Long, long ago Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Therell be tickets for buying And fans are all sighing Its fin-a-lly heeeeere Its the most, wonderful timeof the year Absolutely beautiful, but needs a minor update: "With an offensive coach, always pushing for more I thought for a moment, lets get score after score More rapid than Jets, his warriors they came He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name 'Now T.T., Now Shady, Now Zay and Clay 'On Williams, On Darius, On Hyde and White To the top of your gameto the top of the league Lets crush the Jets, crush the Jets, crush the JetsAll!"
smuvtalker Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 You get an A for effort. Thanks for taking the time to post, always excited for this time of year..☺
BringBackFergy Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 "We've Got a Dumpster Fire" by Billy Joel Hank Bullough, Chucky Knox, Marv Levy, Stadium rocks Jerry Butler - one bad eye Scott Norwood made me cry Bruce Smith with a dance Rob Ryan **** his pants Drinking vodka from an ass ACL's on plastic grass Russ and Doug traded up Waiting for a Stanley Cup Table slams what a blast Look it's Sammy in a cast We've got a dumpster fire Seems it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin' We've got a dumpster fire Yeah it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin' Freddie Jackson, Kenny D EJ sails one past Joe B Kelly eating wings all day Dougie gets his severance pay Cookie Gilchrist who is he Oh that's right I gotta pee Tailgate party with some shrimp Sammy has another limp Captain Big Stuff has a cap Tired of this holdout crap Two wins, lots of fun but two picks in round one We've got a dumpster fire Seems it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin' (Feel free to add as you wish...this song could go on forever with our team history)
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 "We've Got a Dumpster Fire" by Billy Joel (Feel free to add as you wish...this song could go on forever with our team history) for some reason all I can think of is Bruce's Dancin in the streets
r00tabaga Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 1a. Xmas morning 1b. Bills Opening Day 3. Last day of school 4. First day of school 5. Birthday
quinnearlysghost88 Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/
dwight in philly Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 1a. Xmas morning 1b. Bills Opening Day 3. Last day of school 4. First day of school 5. Birthday 6.meaningful game in december
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