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Twas the night before Football, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The fresh beer was chilling, in the kitchen with care

In the hopes that Bills Football, soon would be there

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in beds

While visions of trophies, danced in their heads

Some mamma in her G-string, and I in my thong

Drank too much Tequila, 'til the night was long gone

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped

Grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear

But, a lightning quick team, and some fans drinking beer

 

With an offensive coach, always pushing for more

I thought for a moment, lets get score after score

More rapid than Bears, his warriors they came

He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now E.J., Now C.J., Now Sammy and Fred

"On Williams, On Darius, On McKelvin and Spikes

To the top of your gameto the top of the league

Lets crush the Bears, crush the Bears, crush the BearsAll!

 

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

With the Bills running yelling

And everyone telling you

Have a cold beeeer!

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Therell be jerseys for buying

And fans are high-fiving

When football is neeeeear.

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

 

Therell be steaks and franks grilling

And tons of beers chilling

Then staggering out in the snow

Therell be crazy game stories and

Tales of the glories of the seasons

Long, long ago

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Therell be tickets for buying

And fans are all sighing

Its fin-a-lly heeeeere

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Posted

Twas the night before Football, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The fresh beer was chilling, in the kitchen with care

In the hopes that Bills Football, soon would be there

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in beds

While visions of trophies, danced in their heads

Some mamma in her G-string, and I in my thong

Drank too much Tequila, 'til the night was long gone

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped

Grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear

But, a lightning quick team, and some fans drinking beer

 

With an offensive coach, always pushing for more

I thought for a moment, lets get score after score

More rapid than Bears, his warriors they came

He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now E.J., Now C.J., Now Sammy and Fred

"On Williams, On Darius, On McKelvin and Spikes

To the top of your gameto the top of the league

Lets crush the Bears, crush the Bears, crush the BearsAll!

 

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

With the Bills running yelling

And everyone telling you

Have a cold beeeer!

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Therell be jerseys for buying

And fans are high-fiving

When football is neeeeear.

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

 

Therell be steaks and franks grilling

And tons of beers chilling

Then staggering out in the snow

Therell be crazy game stories and

Tales of the glories of the seasons

Long, long ago

 

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Therell be tickets for buying

And fans are all sighing

Its fin-a-lly heeeeere

Its the most, wonderful timeof the year

Absolutely beautiful, but needs a minor update:

 

"With an offensive coach, always pushing for more

I thought for a moment, lets get score after score

More rapid than Jets, his warriors they came

He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

'Now T.T., Now Shady, Now Zay and Clay

'On Williams, On Darius, On Hyde and White

To the top of your gameto the top of the league

Lets crush the Jets, crush the Jets, crush the JetsAll!"

Posted

"We've Got a Dumpster Fire" by Billy Joel

 

Hank Bullough, Chucky Knox,

Marv Levy, Stadium rocks

Jerry Butler - one bad eye

Scott Norwood made me cry

 

Bruce Smith with a dance

Rob Ryan **** his pants

Drinking vodka from an ass

ACL's on plastic grass

 

Russ and Doug traded up

Waiting for a Stanley Cup

Table slams what a blast

Look it's Sammy in a cast

 

We've got a dumpster fire

Seems it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin'

We've got a dumpster fire

Yeah it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin'

 

Freddie Jackson, Kenny D

EJ sails one past Joe B

Kelly eating wings all day

Dougie gets his severance pay

 

Cookie Gilchrist who is he

Oh that's right I gotta pee

Tailgate party with some shrimp

Sammy has another limp

 

Captain Big Stuff has a cap

Tired of this holdout crap

Two wins, lots of fun

but two picks in round one

 

We've got a dumpster fire

Seems it's always burnin' but the Bills are turnin'

 

 

 

(Feel free to add as you wish...this song could go on forever with our team history)

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