Canadian Bills Fan Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Did anyone else see this? I didnt even know there was one.... Apparently Cameron changed it when a focus group called it "Cheesy Disney Bulls**t" After seeing it boy were they right. What a horrible ending CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 As if the current ending (meaning pretty much everything after they hit the iceberg) wasn't already chessy, Disney bullsh-- enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 The alternate ending for me would have been if Rose had found another piece of driftwood, recognized a healthy young male's chances of surviving hypothermic shock are reasonable, and not let him sink to the bottom of the Atlantic. Maybe try a little CPR or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I thought the alternate ending consisted of the Titanic NOT hitting the iceberg, everyone lives and leads a normal healthy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 And i thought the original ending was terrible. And the beginning. And the middle part I did enjoy when the hot red head got naked and the part when Leonardo DiCrapio dies. The rest of it sucked tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I thought the alternate ending consisted of the Titanic NOT hitting the iceberg, everyone lives and leads a normal healthy life. That was my first thought as well. I hated the movie by the way, hated Rose the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I never saw Titanic and never will. What did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I never saw Titanic and never will. What did I miss? Spoiler alert. Boat sinks. Everyone dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 What if Hartley and Jack, in some bizarre twist of fate, ended up clinging to the same piece of driftwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 The alternate ending for me would have been if Rose had found another piece of driftwood, recognized a healthy young male's chances of surviving hypothermic shock are reasonable, and not let him sink to the bottom of the Atlantic. Maybe try a little CPR or something.He fit on the piece they had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 I never saw Titanic and never will. What did I miss? 1) Insufferable cast runs around boat overplaying over-stereotyped characters for 2 hours 2) "Iceberg, right ahead!" 3) Insufferable cast runs around boat overplaying over-stereotyped characters for another 2 hours 4) Boat sinks 5) Selfish old lady throws asset worth millions of dollars into the sea rather than selling it and giving the money to charity. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 1) Insufferable cast runs around boat overplaying over-stereotyped characters for 2 hours 2) "Iceberg, right ahead!" 3) Insufferable cast runs around boat overplaying over-stereotyped characters for another 2 hours 4) Boat sinks 5) Selfish old lady throws asset worth millions of dollars into the sea rather than selling it and giving the money to charity. The End. You forgot: Nearly all the insufferable characters die a horrible death. Which was by far the best part of the movie. It was one of Cameron's greatest cinematic achievements, doing a movie about the Titanic that leaves you rooting for the iceberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 I thought this thread was going to be about the Bills season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills1985 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Fitting thread considering the Titanic sequel is coming out soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLiG7Fm9Ad0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Fitting thread considering the Titanic sequel is coming out soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLiG7Fm9Ad0 At least that would be an original idea, for once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Alien movies are great, Titanic needed aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 You forgot: Nearly all the insufferable characters die a horrible death. Which was by far the best part of the movie. It was one of Cameron's greatest cinematic achievements, doing a movie about the Titanic that leaves you rooting for the iceberg. Kinda how the Buffalo Bills message board was shut down. Fitting thread considering the Titanic sequel is coming out soon. With reference to my post just above. That sequel will be shot on location here @ TBD... :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Kinda how the Buffalo Bills message board was shut down. With reference to my post just above. That sequel will be shot on location here @ TBD... :-( Already talks of a third film in the franchise Titanic III: Spawn of the Asian Carp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) Already talks of a third film in the franchise Titanic III: Spawn of the Asian Carp Don't mess with me, I am triggered, Jefferson Davis was with the Army Corps and surveyed this area... Calumet Harbor. I shouldn't have to lock drunken pleasure boaters on a Sunday night. :-P Edited September 4, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Titanic III, the Caribbean cruise, the Bermuda triangle all during hurricane season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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