Best Player Available Posted September 1, 2017 Posted September 1, 2017 Breaking -- Monsanto has applied for patent protection on their 8 winged chicken. grown completely on Monsato corn. No pics available yet.
jethro_tull Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 (edited) So I actually watched the !@#$ing video on that article and read the text. 1) the video claims the average American will eat over 17 thousand wings in their lifetime. That's absolute horeshit. I will certainly eat that many, but I love wings. 2) barbecue is the most popular flavor? The !@#$?? 3) As to the title of the article; nowhere in the article does it mention why there is this apparent shortage. Unless chickens are being born with one less wing, I think we're good. Absolute BS that barbeque is the most popular flavor! I keep seeing more and more food items in the supermarket with "buffalo" flavor. there are probably hundreds of items on the shelves- stouffers buffalo flavored mac and cheese for cripes sakes! the other day they had birds eye buffalo cauliflower! Edited September 2, 2017 by jethro_tull
Fan in San Diego Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Do you own a deep fryer or do you cook them another way? I use a hot air fryer with good success. They basically fry in their own fat. Takes a little longer but tastes better IMHO.
DC Tom Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 I use a hot air fryer with good success. They basically fry in their own fat. Takes a little longer but tastes better IMHO. I don't know why I read that as "hair dryer" at first...
Augie Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 I don't know why I read that as "hair dryer" at first... That would probably take a very, very, VERY long time to meet safety standards. And I doubt you'd get that special crispy exterior, but something more like jerky. This may be a college memory coming back......
Saxum Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Just bought a 40# box of "miscut" wings at Restaurant Depot @ $1.16 a pound. My wife loves chicken wings bur uses neither Buffalo sauce or BBQ sauce. She makes them with a soy-ginger based sauce or occasionally teriyaki sauce. Had 2 BBQ wings from new Chinese buffet place which opened up locally on her birthday and there were very, very good.
Beast Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 People on welfare shouldn't be able to eat chicken wings. Crisis averted.
Saxum Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 People on welfare shouldn't be able to eat chicken wings. Crisis averted. I don't think preventing you from using your welfare check on chicken wings will make a difference on crisis but thanks for offering! My wife made the wings today and they were very good despite not being buffalo wings.
ocemur Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 Alright gentlemen, I see only one way to deal with this in a just manner: I propose we sabotage the nation's supply of ranch dressing. It is common for people who don't know any better, i.e. people from other regions, to dip their wings in ranch rather than blue cheese. We have allowed this blasphemy for too long. If we take away their ranch dressing, maybe they will eat something else, leaving more wings for those of us that eat them as God intended. We just have to watch and make sure the plan doesn't backfire. If the infidels learn the holy trinity of wings, buffalo sauce and blue cheese, we may be in for a blue cheese shortage as well. If that happens, well, let's hope we all have a good supply of silver coins and ammunition, because it will be like the Purge meets St Patrick's day. Pure chaos. I'm talking roving bands of wing seeking mutants and people selling their children for even a small cup of questionably warm blue cheese. Dark days, gentlemen, dark days.
Bray Wyatt Posted September 5, 2017 Author Posted September 5, 2017 Alright gentlemen, I see only one way to deal with this in a just manner: I propose we sabotage the nation's supply of ranch dressing. It is common for people who don't know any better, i.e. people from other regions, to dip their wings in ranch rather than blue cheese. We have allowed this blasphemy for too long. If we take away their ranch dressing, maybe they will eat something else, leaving more wings for those of us that eat them as God intended. We just have to watch and make sure the plan doesn't backfire. If the infidels learn the holy trinity of wings, buffalo sauce and blue cheese, we may be in for a blue cheese shortage as well. If that happens, well, let's hope we all have a good supply of silver coins and ammunition, because it will be like the Purge meets St Patrick's day. Pure chaos. I'm talking roving bands of wing seeking mutants and people selling their children for even a small cup of questionably warm blue cheese. Dark days, gentlemen, dark days. I actually get annoyed when they ask me if I want ranch or bleu cheese around these parts, I say I'm from WNY we don't eat ranch. I like this idea, wings should not be wasted on ranch eaters during a time of crisis as this chicken wing shortage
Gugny Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 I actually get annoyed when they ask me if I want ranch or bleu cheese around these parts, I say I'm from WNY we don't eat ranch. I like this idea, wings should not be wasted on ranch eaters during a time of crisis as this chicken wing shortage A decent wing needs neither ranch nor blue cheese, IMO.
Bray Wyatt Posted September 6, 2017 Author Posted September 6, 2017 A decent wing needs neither ranch nor blue cheese, IMO. You would not be forced to give up chicken wings in that scenario then. I have no problem with Chicken wing purists.
Tiberius Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 All this empty land in Buffalo and they can't figure out a way to open chicken farms in some brownfield somewhere? Where is the vision that made the chicken wing great?
Gordio Posted September 7, 2017 Posted September 7, 2017 Alright gentlemen, I see only one way to deal with this in a just manner: I propose we sabotage the nation's supply of ranch dressing. It is common for people who don't know any better, i.e. people from other regions, to dip their wings in ranch rather than blue cheese. We have allowed this blasphemy for too long. If we take away their ranch dressing, maybe they will eat something else, leaving more wings for those of us that eat them as God intended. We just have to watch and make sure the plan doesn't backfire. If the infidels learn the holy trinity of wings, buffalo sauce and blue cheese, we may be in for a blue cheese shortage as well. If that happens, well, let's hope we all have a good supply of silver coins and ammunition, because it will be like the Purge meets St Patrick's day. Pure chaos. I'm talking roving bands of wing seeking mutants and people selling their children for even a small cup of questionably warm blue cheese. Dark days, gentlemen, dark days. Or you could just get the recipe out for that sick f*ck that posted the best way to cook wings & the way he does it is to microwave them. I forgot who said that but I think the mods banned him or 10 years for stating such a ridiculous statement.
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