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This is like the Sound and the Fury mixed with Of Mice and Men. Love it! Has to be fiction. Has to be.

 

More like My Cousin Vinny meets What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

 

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Edited by thunderingsquid
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Jimmy, if that even is your real name. We're gonna suck pretty bad this year. Good chance we out suck your Jets at the rate we are going, then who will have the last laugh. In the battle of suck our sucktitude is gonna shine through, and I hope you come back to eat your crow after the suckbowl in week one!

 

 

Maybe you could figure out my name if I punched you hard in the forehead while I was wearing my ring and when you woke up next Monday you could look in the mirror and see my initials on your melon. Does that sound pretty good or you wanna take my word for it?

 

And I think the Jets is gonna suck plenty fine thank you very much. Did you even get to see some of the preseason stuff? Oh my God it is bad. They got this mick guy name uh Clown playing QB. His name is actually McClown. Show me an Irish guy that ain't gonna get beat up in a man sport. Connor McGregor just got whooped good by a guy who got back in his wheelchair after the fight. And his backup is some Jewish kid. We is gonna suck all right but even if we won against youse there is still no way that kid accepts gettin drafted to Buffalo. He has too much star power and needs to be in NYC.

 

But why did you guys trade Watkins though? You coulda kept him and had him fake an injury or had him play the jets and get actually hurt. Then you coulda had him next year when you get your unferior guy to play QB.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Edited by Jimmy Spagnola
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I want those 2 minutes back. WTH was that crap?

 

Darnold may not even declare, and he may not end up being the best in his class if he does. There are 2-3 other QBs that could be just as good.

Edited by Drunken Pygmy Goat
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I couldn't get past the first few words.

 

Can someone translate this post in english for me please?

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I couldn't get past the first few words.

 

Can someone translate this post in english for me please?

 

 

I got five knuckles which can do that for ya. Wise guy.

 

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

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Welcome back Jimmy, How have you been? Bills are a cluster f@uck this year. They're trading away players right before the start of the season, but claim to want to win this year. It makes no sense. They're stockpiling draft picks in 2018 (have two in each of the first three rounds), so they're planning on drafting a QB. It would make more sense to bomb out this year (like the Jets) that way the Bills would have a better shot at drafting a franchise QB, vice having to package a ton of those picks to move up in the draft (assuming there's a team willing to move back). What can I say, the Bills are the Cleveland Browns of the AFC East.

 

Watkins is a broke dick (always hurt). He was going to want a boat load of money next year and the Bills weren't going to give it to him.

 

P.S. - You were right about Wrecks Ryan, he was a bad coach!

Edited by Jerry Jabber
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I got five knuckles which can do that for ya. Wise guy.

 

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Yeah, but you're always too busy doing the "five knuckle chuckle" to even have a free hand to smack sombodys around.

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