Will China's military be able to stand up and fight?

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http://nypost.com/2017/08/25/excessive-masturbation-is-hurting-chinas-military/

 

 

[Cugalabanza]

"...8 percent of candidates failed because of abnormalities found in their scrotum from sitting too much..."

 

 

I think it's possible the Scrotum Irregularity Detection Team is simply trying a little too hard. Maybe they're worried their dept. will be shut down, so they want to justify their budget.