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please feel free to look at the eclipse, don't let others ruin your fun with their lies, tell the rest of your team, I think they'll enjoy it too.

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Dear Tom Brady,

 

Where's that $50 you owe me for deflating those footballs? PS can you get me my job back?

 

Signed,

Jimmy the locker room boy

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According to Pats fans, Brady has been warned not to look directly at the eclipse for fear that the sun will burn out from Brady's potent glare.

this is amazing.

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Fixed. Don't vs dong

 

Either way, I would celebrate his death and will the moment it happens. Only he and Bin Laden have that honor.

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You know it moved when Marky Mark lifted up the sheet to look at it. Don't lie.

 

Signed,

 

Ted (you know, the talking bear you threw out the window, mother f&*^#r!)

 

 

PS - I hope you AND your wife choke on a tranny dog from Ted's

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