Corp000085 Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 I work in a school that has about 40 female teachers and 3 male teachers, myself included. There are two bathrooms in the staff lounge, but they had always been unlabeled. One bathroom is set up with the female sanitation stuff, and one has a urinal, so its implied which sex goes where, even though both sexes use both bathrooms. Here's the kicker though: We got a "Male" sign. So, the other 2 guys and i decided to deck the thing out. The only prop we have so far is the classic scarface poster with him in the hot tub. So, i'll throw this out to you guys, How would yuou decorate a men's bathroom, appx 7'x7' in size?
ROCCEO Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Belushi poster, you know the one I'm talkin about......
stevestojan Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Corp000085 said: I work in a school that has about 40 female teachers and 3 male teachers, myself included. There are two bathrooms in the staff lounge, but they had always been unlabeled. One bathroom is set up with the female sanitation stuff, and one has a urinal, so its implied which sex goes where, even though both sexes use both bathrooms. Here's the kicker though: We got a "Male" sign. So, the other 2 guys and i decided to deck the thing out. The only prop we have so far is the classic scarface poster with him in the hot tub. So, i'll throw this out to you guys, How would yuou decorate a men's bathroom, appx 7'x7' in size? 260808[/snapback] I stopped paying attention after you said the ratio of females to males at your work is 13:1.... bastard!
JoeFerguson Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Corp000085 said: I work in a school that has about 40 female teachers and 3 male teachers, myself included. There are two bathrooms in the staff lounge, but they had always been unlabeled. One bathroom is set up with the female sanitation stuff, and one has a urinal, so its implied which sex goes where, even though both sexes use both bathrooms. Here's the kicker though: We got a "Male" sign. So, the other 2 guys and i decided to deck the thing out. The only prop we have so far is the classic scarface poster with him in the hot tub. So, i'll throw this out to you guys, How would yuou decorate a men's bathroom, appx 7'x7' in size? 260808[/snapback] What kind of man decorates a bathroom?
gmac17 Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 hand cream and tissues. they'll never go in there again....
ROCCEO Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 JoeFerguson said: What kind of man decorates a bathroom? 260821[/snapback] sometimes it is man's last refuge, the final place untouched by the develish hands of the women.
erynthered Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Corp000085 said: I work in a school that has about 40 female teachers and 3 male teachers, myself included. There are two bathrooms in the staff lounge, but they had always been unlabeled. One bathroom is set up with the female sanitation stuff, and one has a urinal, so its implied which sex goes where, even though both sexes use both bathrooms. Here's the kicker though: We got a "Male" sign. So, the other 2 guys and i decided to deck the thing out. The only prop we have so far is the classic scarface poster with him in the hot tub. So, i'll throw this out to you guys, How would yuou decorate a men's bathroom, appx 7'x7' in size? 260808[/snapback] Naked pictures of the 40 female teachers would work, no?
Alaska Darin Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 stevestojan said: I stopped paying attention after you said the ratio of females to males at your work is 13:1.... bastard! 260820[/snapback] Except they all look and act like your favorite coworker. As far as working in a female dominated office, no thanks. Nothing like real life soap operas mixed with high school level drama on a daily basis. Aack.
PTS Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 JoeFerguson said: What kind of man decorates a bathroom? 260821[/snapback] They might as well slap a skirt on the man figure on the door.
Alaska Darin Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Mr. Clutch said: They might as well slap a shirt on the man figure on the door. 260836[/snapback] Please tell me you meant skirt.
stevestojan Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Alaska Darin said: Except they all look and act like your favorite coworker. 260831[/snapback] If you're referring to the fat phony-nice woman, then I see your point. However, there are some fine specimans in this company, too. Most of the Customer Service reps are young fine looking chicas (including the puruvian). But I know what you mean, too much frigging drama.
PTS Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Alaska Darin said: Please tell me you meant skirt. 260838[/snapback] Opps... editted it.
billsfanone Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Corp000085 said: I work in a school that has about 40 female teachers and 3 male teachers, myself included. There are two bathrooms in the staff lounge, but they had always been unlabeled. One bathroom is set up with the female sanitation stuff, and one has a urinal, so its implied which sex goes where, even though both sexes use both bathrooms. Here's the kicker though: We got a "Male" sign. So, the other 2 guys and i decided to deck the thing out. The only prop we have so far is the classic scarface poster with him in the hot tub. So, i'll throw this out to you guys, How would yuou decorate a men's bathroom, appx 7'x7' in size? 260808[/snapback] Have a magazine rack with Maxin, Stuff, FHM, etc. How about a small TV?
gantrules Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 why no one has ever invented a practical seat warmer for a toliet is something I question every day.
stevestojan Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 gantrules said: why no one has ever invented a practical seat warmer for a toliet is something I question every day. 260896[/snapback] Padded toilet seats are a must for anyone who hates the cold seat. They dont get nearly as cold as their hard counterparts. I wouldn't want one at work, as they seem like they are harder to get 100% clean, but at home, its a must!
R. Rich Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Alaska Darin said: Except they all look and act like your favorite coworker. As far as working in a female dominated office, no thanks. Nothing like real life soap operas mixed with high school level drama on a daily basis. Aack. 260831[/snapback] You learn to deal with it. Just keep a bottle of your favorite pain reliever (aspirin, ibuprofen, Tylenol, bourbon) at your desk.
gantrules Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 R. Rich said: You learn to deal with it. Just keep a bottle of your favorite pain reliever (aspirin, ibuprofen, Tylenol, bourbon) at your desk. 260905[/snapback] Not to steal any thunder but I am the only male in my department of eight. Two of said females are preggo and one is the one who gets her glamour shots done with her dogs.
gantrules Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 CoachChuckDickerson said: PADDED TOLIET SEAT, nuff said. 260914[/snapback] I must not have had the same experience because the only padded seats I have ever been on get just as cold, shift around while sitting on or THE WORST have cracks in them. ...spare me the "Don't they all have cracks in them?" joke.
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