Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Bah Caw," then Tom really got upset due to his horrible, debilitating Ornithophobia, so he grabbed a spatula and started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 swinging it at the crows until the arrival of his part-time lover .. the one and only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 swinging it at the crows until the arrival of his part-time lover .. the one and only Boaty McBoatface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Who grabbed him by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Boaty McBoatface ...who's regarded as a phenomenal lover; most widely recognized for his ability to suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose...a feat only appreciated by those who have seen Boaty with farm animals engaged in horrific acts of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) "grabbed him by..." Â Â the scruff of his neck and then proceeded to kill the crows with a 12 gauge shotgun which he had produced from under his trench coat; upon killing the last crow, Boaty McBoatface turned to the two ladyboys, shared a knowing glance with DC Tom, and then declared: "OK, let's... Edited October 8, 2017 by Fadingpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Who grabbed him by ...the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 ...the... nutsack and declared: "Come with me, you fabulous lover!" and on that note, Boaty McBoatface, DC Tom, two ladyboys, and several crows all retreated to DC Tom's bedroom where the ladyboys were promptly ordered to whip DC Tom and call him an idiot while he engaged in a multitude of diverse, lewd acts with the ladyboys, who were specially flown in from Phuket at tremendous expense but DC Tom always considered them worth it, and furthermore, he always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Loves it when Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 ...people are locked inside a porto-potty and set on fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Because the smell is just the best way to enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 being next to nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 being next to nature  with a ladyboy's privates firmly grasped in your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 with a ladyboy's privates firmly grasped in your... ...imagination, but enough with the lady boys...there have been far too many instances of heroin related showering incidents involving a 4 iron, a little person named scary larry, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Cowgirl who will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 shoot up every chance he gets, especially if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) ...he can take his OD'ing poop-bah to Jesus-look-alike dealer Lance for him to give her "the shot", which... Edited October 8, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 comes from the best quality vanilla vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 available in Erie County, for under $10 a bottle, if you know where to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 start a new Tyrod Taylor thread that differs from all others because your thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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