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Boaty McBoatface

...who's regarded as a phenomenal lover; most widely recognized for his ability to suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose...a feat only appreciated by those who have seen Boaty with farm animals engaged in horrific acts of...

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the scruff of his neck and then proceeded to kill the crows with a 12 gauge shotgun which he had produced from under his trench coat; upon killing the last crow, Boaty McBoatface turned to the two ladyboys, shared a knowing glance with DC Tom, and then declared: "OK, let's...

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nutsack and declared: "Come with me, you fabulous lover!" and on that note, Boaty McBoatface, DC Tom, two ladyboys, and several crows all retreated to DC Tom's bedroom where the ladyboys were promptly ordered to whip DC Tom and call him an idiot while he engaged in a multitude of diverse, lewd acts with the ladyboys, who were specially flown in from Phuket at tremendous expense but DC Tom always considered them worth it, and furthermore, he always

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with a ladyboy's privates firmly grasped in your...

...imagination, but enough with the lady boys...there have been far too many instances of heroin related showering incidents involving a 4 iron, a little person named scary larry, and...

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...he can take his OD'ing poop-bah to Jesus-look-alike dealer Lance for him to give her "the shot", which...

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