Last Post Wins Redux

[PRBills]

The Pontiac Aztek, yellow and black with a stick figure family decal in the rear window

[Gugny]

that had one mom, three children and four dads, which means she was probably from

[CowgirlsFan]

somewhere that

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somewhere that

still uses old fashioned

[Gugny]

No. 7 as a lubricant for

[CowgirlsFan]

assisting Hammersticks with windshield removal

[transient]

...so people stop recognizing his car by the "stick figure" decal and...

[Gugny]

.. his "I'm With Her," sticker, Grateful Dead dancing bears and the one that REALLY stands out, which says ...

[transient]

.. his "I'm With Her," sticker, Grateful Dead dancing bears and the one that REALLY stands out, which says ...

"hammersticks dog rescue; we brake for stray bitches"

[Johnny Hammersticks]

...which is strategically positioned on his rear window, but perhaps the most odd thing about Johnny Hammersticks was his tendency to....

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...which is strategically positioned on his rear window, but perhaps the most odd thing about Johnny Hammersticks was his tendency to....

align his menstrual cycle with

[Seasons1992]

...the bye week,

[CowgirlsFan]

by postponing his daily pill of

[ExiledInIllinois]

cold/Flu medication in the form of a large capsule that hurts an already tender and sore

[CowgirlsFan]

throat from cheering for the Bills

[mead107]

To win the dance contest that just jack is

[transient]

To win the dance contest that just jack is

 

...banned from entering because of the last time, when

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...banned from entering because of the last time, when

he did that thing with the crunchy peanut butter and

[CowgirlsFan]

local raw unfiltered honey

[ExiledInIllinois]

badger milk