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Had a pair of drunk lesbians proposition me once new definition of "marriage" was invented.

Was working bar and these regular customers were very drunk and asked me to go to their dorm room when I got off.

I told them "No, you hate med" and their response was "Well maybe we try once on a lark".

I told them "No, you will hate me in morning" and unsure if they found another volunteer.

Neither was what I consider attractive so why would twice as many be so especially when neither probably would not be interested in me as part of act?

Besides they were good tippers, rather have the money.

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They could be a great act in the Texas Prison Rodeo.

 

Did they kiss the baby?

 

The Texas ones? Hot tempered

Mine? No

 

[sad slow nod for you]

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