Saxum Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Not because some state dietitian has declared them a hazard to students but Peanut Butter was used to escape from a Alabama prison. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/07/31/a-dozen-inmates-broke-out-of-an-alabama-jail-one-is-still-on-the-loose/?utm_term=.36817d61d88a No word whether it was crunchy or smooth or whether inmates got access to it thru meals or made as part of their prison work program. He added: “So we got some evil people down here, and they scheme all the time to con us and our employees here at the jail. You have to stay on your toes.”
Captain Murica Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Wonder how his annual review went after that incident...
Cripple Creek Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Banning peanut butter seems both harsh and ineffective at the same time. Smart convicts will switch to smearing feces instead.
eball Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 (edited) I saw some of the interview with Sheriff Underwood. I know the accent makes it worse, but man did he sound like exactly the sort of bum-f**k sheriff you'd expect to find in Alabama. Edited August 1, 2017 by eball
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