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Wife kicks his ass.

 

He goes on a bender.

 

He gets pulled over.

 

Then ... wisely ... he turned to Twitter.

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Deputy mayor of Frisco, TX?

 

I'd be starting early, too.

Imagine how hard his life would be if he had to go out and get a real job.

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His Twitter post:

 

Ever feel like no matter how hard you try it's never enough and you find yourself failing? #MyLife

 

Nope.

Depends on your goals. If being arrested for DUI before noon was one of them, he hit it out of the park.

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