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there's an old joke on that I just can't recall what it spelled when "short"

 

Here's the joke I remember:

 

I have a tattoo on my dick that says Wendy.

When I get hard, it says, Welcome to Jamaica, Mon, Have a Nice Day

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I have zero. I've worked for two employers where they were expressly prohibited.

 

I agree that it seems everyone has them these days.

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I have 3.

 

Prior to leaving for the Navy, my mother made me promise the same thing that she make my brother promised years earlier .... that I wouldn't get any tattoos that could be seen when I'm wearing a short sleeved shirt.

 

I kept the promise; one on each bicep and one on my shoulder blade.

 

She made us promise that specifically for the purpose of future employment opportunities - and I'm glad she did.

 

I do have two friends (married couple) who each have nearly full sleeves. He is a banker; she is a registered nurse.


I have an "M" on each cheek. When I bend over, it says "MOM."

 

:nana:

 

You open your mouth when you bend over?

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I don't know if you remember the guy that mooned the bus in Philly with the Bills tat on his butt? At any rate, that guy used to watched games with us in NOLA but moved away maybe 5 years ago.

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I wonder what Rex did with his?

probably covered it with a Clemson tiger paw like he did with his truck so he could "represent a winner." What a jerk. Edited by YoloinOhio
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None. And I'm in the minority by faaaaaar.

 

Some of these I've seen on women are fun. I just wish one would have a word search on her back

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i don't have any. i've actually looked, but nothing ever appealed to me. besides that, i just don't think i'm someone who looks right with tattoos.

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I have a 4-foot tall Filipino man who announces flight arrivals.

 

 

Now that I think about it, a small portrait of Herve Villachaize would be funny as hell.

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i don't have any. i've actually looked, but nothing ever appealed to me. besides that, i just don't think i'm someone who looks right with tattoos.

Go to the beach and you'll feel like the only one left out of the club. In daily life you don't know who's hiding what, but the beach leaves almost[/b] nothing unknown.

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