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NFL: Alex Smith goes down in preseason, Mahomes takes over and Chiefs achieve 14-2 record then win Super Bowl. Mahomes league MVP.

 

Bills- Bills finish 8-8, no playoffs. Chiefs are accused of cheating in super bowl and have 1st round draft pick taken away, despite the fact that they traded it to Bills.

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how about a thread for realistic predictions? Bills go 7-9 and miss the playoffs for the 18th straight season, pick 10th and miss out on all of the top QB's, lose some players to free agency, sign some players, then repeat over and over until we are dead. yea you're right...let's stick with fantasy land predictions, it's more fun!

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Meh, I can make up random stuff, so...

 

NFL:

 

Kaepernick gets his shot, signed by Seattle after Wilson goes down for the season. Kaepernick is a back up for two games, then gets three starts beginning in late November. The team is in disarray at 3-7. Kaepernick loses three straight while throwing ground balls and a couple of pick sixes. He announces his retirement after the season.

 

Marrone gets Jacksonville off to a 5-3 start, followed by a 2-6 second half.

 

Bills:

 

The return of the long ball. Taylor throws 12 td passes of 50+ yards.

 

The Bills offense and defense both rank in the top half of the league. The special teams rank in the bottom five.

 

The website Deadspin is shut down when it shows footage of a Bills tailgate involving a human sacrifice ritual intended to end the drought. The official investigation finds that the "person" being thrown into the mock volcano was actually a latex sex doll. Bills fans blame another year of missed playoffs on the fact that the latex doll was not a virgin.

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how about a thread for realistic predictions? Bills go 7-9 and miss the playoffs for the 18th straight season, pick 10th and miss out on all of the top QB's, lose some players to free agency, sign some players, then repeat over and over until we are dead. yea you're right...let's stick with fantasy land predictions, it's more fun!

 

There is plenty of time for those..... I will do my predictions for who wins each division before the season starts.... in this pre-Camp period I thought this was more fun.

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NFL: Alex Smith goes down in preseason, Mahomes takes over and Chiefs achieve 14-2 record then win Super Bowl. Mahomes league MVP.

 

Bills- Bills finish 8-8, no playoffs. Chiefs are accused of cheating in super bowl and have 1st round draft pick taken away, despite the fact that they traded it to Bills.

 

You sir, are clearly a Bills fan.

 

League prediction: Aaron Rodgers has a redonk season but they lose to the Seabags in the NFC Championship game.

Bills prediction: I really feel 10-6 but because of a tiebreaker we lose with the Titans, we miss the playoffs....yet again.

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Bills go 10-6 and claim the last wild card spot.

 

 

Chiefs go 6-10, they start out rough and the call to replace Smith gets loud, a starting QB on a playoff caliber team gets hurt and Smith gets traded at the deadline, handing the team over to Mahomes, who shows flashes but ultimately they lose a fair amount. Sam Darnold dodges the Jets (and Browns) and returns to school, the Jets take Josh Rosen #1 overall.

 

Seed 1: Pats

Seed 2: Raiders

Seed 3: Steelers

Seed 4: Titans

Seed 5: Colts

Seed 6: Bills

 

We get curb stomped by the Steelers in the 1st round.

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Meh, I can make up random stuff, so...

 

NFL:

 

Kaepernick gets his shot, signed by Seattle after Wilson goes down for the season. Kaepernick is a back up for two games, then gets three starts beginning in late November. The team is in disarray at 3-7. Kaepernick loses three straight while throwing ground balls and a couple of pick sixes. He announces his retirement after the season.

 

Marrone gets Jacksonville off to a 5-3 start, followed by a 2-6 second half.

 

Bills:

 

The return of the long ball. Taylor throws 12 td passes of 50+ yards.

 

The Bills offense and defense both rank in the top half of the league. The special teams rank in the bottom five.

 

The website Deadspin is shut down when it shows footage of a Bills tailgate involving a human sacrifice ritual intended to end the drought. The official investigation finds that the "person" being thrown into the mock volcano was actually a latex sex doll. Bills fans blame another year of missed playoffs on the fact that the latex doll was not a virgin.

LMFAO :lol::lol: :lol: :lol:

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That's real bold.

 

Zay isn't in the same ball park as Sammy. Unless you mean injury strikes again with Sammy.

no, i'm not accounting for injury, just digression. that's why it's a bollllddddddddddddddd one. ::bullwhip snap sound effect::

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Three teams make the playoffs from the AFC East.

 

Lynch leads the league in rushing yards.

 

Browns win 5 games.

 

Romo returns late season.

 

Bills go 4-0. Then 5-7, but beat Patriots and Dolphins twice.

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Bold ey?

- Dolphins relocate to Little Rock.

 

- Also, Eagles win NFC East

- Due to previous prediction, Schwartz gets another HC job after the Eagles' season is over

- Saints make one last playoff run in the Payton/Brees regime

- Deshone Kizer wins offensive ROY

- Bills start the season 3-0 (given our first 3 games this isn't very bold but given the fact that it is the Bills, pretty darn bold)

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K. Williams cleans up his act, and gets his suspension reduced... He re-joins the team in time to help win the last six games!!!!

 

Our record will then be 11-5, locking-down a wildcard berth!

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