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It's the best mass available cup of coffee out there.

 

My stance is that if I will have to wait more than 2 minutes for a latte, forget it.

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It's the best mass available cup of coffee out there.

 

My stance is that if I will have to wait more than 2 minutes for a latte, forget it.

 

My stance is if getting a cup of coffee requires standing in line with a bunch of latte-sipping nancies, forget it.

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starbucks is gay af

 

islam is not as gay, just really silly like all religions

 

im going to back religion over coffee because i think more hippy douchebags would be butthurt over starbucks doing bad

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Don't forget those who order ahead of time and show up 15 minutes later and whine how their drink is now room temp, 2 will be added to the line ahead of you.

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Starbucks ..... I only go there if I'm on a business trip and a co-worker asks to go there.

 

Than I ask specifically for a large coffee.

Response Venti or Grande

My reply? huh? Give me a large.

Sir we offer a Venti or Grande ?

My reply again? huh? Give me a large.

Posted

Starbucks ..... I only go there if I'm on a business trip and a co-worker asks to go there.

 

Than I ask specifically for a large coffee.

Response Venti or Grande

My reply? huh? Give me a large.

Sir we offer a Venti or Grande ?

My reply again? huh? Give me a large.

Posted

Starbucks ..... I only go there if I'm on a business trip and a co-worker asks to go there.

 

Than I ask specifically for a large coffee.

Response Venti or Grande

My reply? huh? Give me a large.

Sir we offer a Venti or Grande ?

My reply again? huh? Give me a large.

Pretty much the same here.

 

Friend/Coworker/Relative: Hey /dev/null, wanna go to Starbucks?

Me: not really

<Haggling and banter may vary>

 

{At Starbucks }

/Dev/null:. I'll have a large coffee

Hipster Barista:. Would you like a latte farte mocha verfi merdi grande

/Dev/null:. Ill have a large coffee

 

And for the fancy swirly picture I ask for middle fingers or shruggies.

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