\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article157325269.html Insert joke here.
Captain Murica Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Wrong guy to meet if you're looking to make a deal
4merper4mer Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Not pictured: Bob Kraft in the back sampling the sacramental wine.
4_kidd_4 Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Leatherface, The Pope and a lawyer walk into a bar...
ddaryl Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) Jerry Jones meets the Pope during a recent visit. "Hello Jerry" says the Pope, "I'm sorry Jerry, God is just not a Cowboys fan." "What?" exclaims Jerry, astonished. "You heard, God is not a Cowboys fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man and we are Americas team", replies the Jones. "Oh really", says the Pope. "What have you done in life that God would want to be a supporter of your Cowboys then?" "Well" said the Jones, "Three weeks ago I gave 100,000 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says the Pope. "anything else?" "Well, a few weeks before that I also gave 100,000 dollars to build a shelter for the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A month before I that I gave 100,000 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said the Pope, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with god." Ten minutes pass before the Pope returns. He looks Jerry in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300,000 dollars back, now f**k off". plagiarized and edited for your reading pleasure Edited June 21, 2017 by ddaryl
Best Player Available Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Jones--- those pics of me hammered and fondling young babes were photoshopped. The Big guy knows that right?
CDogg20 Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Jerry Jones meets the Pope during a recent visit. "Hello Jerry" says the Pope, "I'm sorry Jerry, God is just not a Cowboys fan." "What?" exclaims Jerry, astonished. "You heard, God is not a Cowboys fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man and we are Americas team", replies the Jones. "Oh really", says the Pope. "What have you done in life that God would want to be a supporter of your Cowboys then?" "Well" said the Jones, "Three weeks ago I gave 100,000 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says the Pope. "anything else?" "Well, a few weeks before that I also gave 100,000 dollars to build a shelter for the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A month before I that I gave 100,000 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said the Pope, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with god." Ten minutes pass before the Pope returns. He looks Jerry in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300,000 dollars back, now f**k off". plagiarized and edited for your reading pleasure I enjoyed this. Had me spitting my water
Bills4everNY Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Pope said: Kiss my ring. Jones replied: Kiss MY rings!
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Jerry looks like he should have asked for the 'Last Rights." The original Dead Man Walking!
H2o Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Jerry was giving the Pope pointers on how to pick up young women in the bathroom.
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