Royale with Cheese Posted June 20, 2017 Posted June 20, 2017 You know what I'm talking about. Once by my dad when I was about 14. I told him I was putting lotion down there because I had chaffing going on. A few years ago by my wife. I just said "I'm sorry but I had to." She didn't say a word, she just closed the door.
Yo no se Posted June 20, 2017 Posted June 20, 2017 Once by my brother. I didn't realize he was downstairs. He just kind of stared for a second, then walked away. Never spoke a word About it. And was once caught with a girl by my mom. I was in the back room of the house that we never used. She must have heard us, and barged in. Completely naked, with this chick bent over an old pool table we had. That was fun.
Royale with Cheese Posted June 20, 2017 Author Posted June 20, 2017 Once by my brother. I didn't realize he was downstairs. He just kind of stared for a second, then walked away. Never spoke a word About it. And was once caught with a girl by my mom. I was in the back room of the house that we never used. She must have heard us, and barged in. Completely naked, with this chick bent over an old pool table we had. That was fun. What was your moms reaction?
The Dean Posted June 20, 2017 Posted June 20, 2017 Dear Abby, dear AbbyWell I never thoughtThat me and my girlfriend would ever get caughtWe were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breezeWith her hair up in curlers and her pants to her kneesSigned just married -John Prine
Cripple Creek Posted June 20, 2017 Posted June 20, 2017 Once by my brother. I didn't realize he was downstairs. He just kind of stared for a second, then walked away. Never spoke a word About it.And was once caught with a girl by my mom. I was in the back room of the house that we never used. She must have heard us, and barged in. Completely naked, with this chick bent over an old pool table we had. That was fun.Why was your mother naked? Pic?
Yo no se Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 What was your moms reaction? Frozen in place. She couldn't believe it. The girl I was with just started laughing. Why was your mother naked? Pic? I can promise you that isn't something you want to see.
boyst Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) I have never been caught. I'm not stupid. And never been caught with a woman, either. Why was your mother naked? Pic?damn it. Beat me to it Edited June 21, 2017 by Boyst62
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) I have never been caught. I'm not stupid. And never been caught with a woman, either. damn it. Beat me to it and that reason is...... on a different note - for those with kids ever been caught doing it (with the sig other) when your 2 or 3 year old storms into the bedroom? Edited June 21, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan
boyst Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 and that reason is...... on a different note - for those with kids ever been caught doing it (with the sig other) when your 2 or 3 year old storms into the bedroom? its amazing I've never been caught. I've got some wild stories. Remember the first car you've owned thread? Yeah. While driving. That was tough.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 its amazing I've never been caught. I've got some wild stories. Remember the first car you've owned thread? Yeah. While driving. That was tough. done that lots of times while driving. Another have you ever - Parked in a dark corner in Durand Eastman (or any) Park, the windows all steamed up the cop comes knocking on the drivers window.
boyst Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 done that lots of times while driving. Another have you ever - Parked in a dark corner in Durand Eastman (or any) Park, the windows all steamed up the cop comes knocking on the drivers window. Lorain Ohio. Except because we had hot chocolate that's it
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 Lorain Ohio. Except because we had hot chocolate that's it Oh it was hot.... just not from chocolate. Move along was all the cop said.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 My wife caught me about 7 years ago. She had gone to bed and I was downstairs on the couch rubbing out some knuckle children to some HBO late-night T&A. She came downstairs abruptly and caught me in the act. It wouldn't have been so bad except for the fact that she was really, really pregnant at the time. She had hurt feelings because she felt as though I was doing it because (in her eyes) she had become sexually undesirable. No bueno. You know what's worse than getting caught? Talking about getting caught with a marriage counselor. That's fun...
BringBackFergy Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 done that lots of times while driving. Another have you ever - Parked in a dark corner in Durand Eastman (or any) Park, the windows all steamed up the cop comes knocking on the drivers window. I can't tell if you and Boyst are talking about rubbing one out while driving...or while sitting in a public park. If you guys start talking about thruway rest stops I'll have my answer. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) I can't tell if you and Boyst are talking about rubbing one out while driving...or while sitting in a public park. If you guys start talking about thruway rest stops I'll have my answer. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen. I can't speak for Boyst, but let me make myself perfectly clear I was having sex with my girlfriend and I have done it with my wife. Believe Me. No, really, believe me. LOL Edited June 21, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan
Another Fan Posted June 21, 2017 Posted June 21, 2017 I was 6 or 7 and got caught doing it in school. Needless to say I didnt really know what I was doing. The school nurse called my mom. She told me Pee Wee Herman got arrested for doing what you did and you can too. Needless to say it was the last time (being caught anyway).
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