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I have no words of wisdom for any of you. 19-0 Baby.

"Don't think you're gonna sit around here all day in the house! Go out and do something!"

 

Mrs. Mead, June 30, 2017

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"It doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you".

 

Anyone recognize?

 

"Old Man" wisdom.

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I have two theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

 

"Live like you'll to die tomorrow. Learn like you'll live forever" - Ghandi

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Tom and Ray Magliozzi (Car Talk) gave some marital advice:

 

"Would you rather be right, or be happy?

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Well done.

 

Now let's keep working on that.

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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

 

If you're gonna shoot, shoot. don't talk.

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"If you think you're humble, you're not." - my father

 

But the best ever was from my son when he was about 3. I said goodbye as I was leaving for work one day. I added, "Be a good boy today."

 

He responded, "Bye, Dad. Be a good man today."

Both are great.

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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

 

If you're gonna shoot, shoot. don't talk.

Great line out of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" , I think you fall into the ugly category.

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