BringBackFergy Posted June 22, 2017 Author Posted June 22, 2017 You've got to know your own dimensions. I'm reminded of this every morning after I take my shower...unfortunately
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 No matter how busy you are, stop and smell the covfefe. :lol:
WhoTom Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 No matter how busy you are, stop and smell the covfefe. Regular or decovf?
Talley56 Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 Common Sense is not so Common I feel the same way about common courtesy.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 22, 2017 Posted June 22, 2017 No matter how busy you are, stop and smell the covfefe. you can't have your covfefe and eat it too
Cripple Creek Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 An IT drone once told me that "hypocrisy is the mother of all evil and racial prejudice is still her favorite child." I'm not sure that he understood or believed those words.
KermitMcDermott Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) Edited June 23, 2017 by KermitMcDermott
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 Two from my grandfather: (To whiners bellyaching about the weather) "Whether or not there will be weather." And... When the topic @ hand gets dicey, or to make small talk: "Do You think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? Answer: Not if it's in a can!"
Cripple Creek Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 Two from my grandfather: (To whiners bellyaching about the weather) "Whether or not there will be weather." And... When the topic @ hand gets dicey, or to make small talk: "Do You think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? Answer: Not if it's in a can!" Somehow those quotes help me understand you better.
flomoe Posted June 25, 2017 Posted June 25, 2017 You've got to go through hell before you get to heaven
Saxum Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Taught to me by my debate teacher: "Exaggeration is the favorite weapon by an unarmed opponent in a battle of wits".
WhoTom Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Taught to me by my debate teacher: "Exaggeration is the favorite weapon by an unarmed opponent in a battle of wits". I've heard that one at least a million times! ;-)
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Taught to me by my debate teacher: "Exaggeration is the favorite weapon by an unarmed opponent in a battle of wits". We see an example of this every day
ricojes Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 “The graveyard is the richest place on earth, because it is here that you will find all the hopes and dreams that were never fulfilled, the books that were never written, the songs that were never sung, the inventions that were never shared, the cures that were never discovered, all because someone was too afraid to take that first step...”
CountDorkula Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission.
Royale with Cheese Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 If your wife/GF asks what you're in the mood for food....just pick something. She weaned you to make a decision and not hear "I don't know what are you in the mood for?"
BUFFALOKIE Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to BEG for permission.
/dev/null Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to BEG for permission. It's easier to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ than any of the above
Gugny Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down."
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