Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges

 

He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation.

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/

  • Replies 68
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted

I'm sure we are all picturing how intense the bills day off at the beach would've been at one point, right?

Depends on if lawn chairs were involved.
Posted

Man, I really liked Bradham as a LB. He was bad man, apparently on and off the field.

This guy gets into trouble often.

Whats this like 3rd or 4th time he has been in trouble, he is definitely getting a call from Roger about an in season suspension!

Posted

sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.

 

In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it.

Posted

I mean, who hasn't broken someone's nose for taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella, amirite?

This should get merged with the Pet Peeves thread in OTW. Cabana boys that take too long to retrieve your umbrella. Got to put him in check!

Posted

"Punching the cabana boy"

 

 

...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism...

 

this is so outstanding that i'm going to find a way to work this into a conversation today.

 

In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it.

of course. you don't travel to another area and insult the locals. you ingrain yourself into that culture.

 

If I was still a cabana boy, I would be demanding hazardous duty pay in the next CBA.

i don't know if i'd be making demands just yet, but i'd start using peds asap.

Posted

sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.

i have wanted to do it many times. Thanks for taking out the frustration on behalf of all of us, Nigel
Posted

sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.

 

Then when they are on the ground you kick them in the balls.

 

It's therapeutic...

×
×
  • Create New...