papazoid Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Eagles linebacker Nigel Bradham expects to be cleared of charges He pleaded not guilty to charges he punched a 50-year-old hotel employee (Is there an age limit for cabana boys? We’re not sure.) because he was taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella. The employees nose was broken in the altercation. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/15/eagles-linebacker-nigel-bradham-expects-to-be-cleared-of-charges/
NoSaint Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 I'm sure we are all picturing how intense the bills day off at the beach would've been at one point, right?
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 I'm sure we are all picturing how intense the bills day off at the beach would've been at one point, right?Depends on if lawn chairs were involved.
Bill from NYC Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 He sounds like a really nice guy. People must be victimizing him for no reason.
snamsnoops Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Man, I really liked Bradham as a LB. He was bad man, apparently on and off the field. This guy gets into trouble often. Whats this like 3rd or 4th time he has been in trouble, he is definitely getting a call from Roger about an in season suspension!
teef Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.
aristocrat Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Get me my mai tai! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Just Jack Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 He should have threatened to burn the place down instead...
Cugalabanza Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism...
CommonCents Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... Hahaha
Wayne Arnold Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 I mean, who hasn't broken someone's nose for taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella, amirite?
Buffalo86 Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it.
Billsfansinceday1 Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. If I was still a cabana boy, I would be demanding hazardous duty pay in the next CBA.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 I mean, who hasn't broken someone's nose for taking too long to fetch a beach umbrella, amirite? This should get merged with the Pet Peeves thread in OTW. Cabana boys that take too long to retrieve your umbrella. Got to put him in check!
teef Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 "Punching the cabana boy" ...just when you think you've heard every possible masturbation euphemism... this is so outstanding that i'm going to find a way to work this into a conversation today. In many cultures, it's considered the highest of insults not to punch your cabana boy. He had to do it. of course. you don't travel to another area and insult the locals. you ingrain yourself into that culture. If I was still a cabana boy, I would be demanding hazardous duty pay in the next CBA. i don't know if i'd be making demands just yet, but i'd start using peds asap.
TSOL Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Once he's out of football I'd say he has a promising career as customer service for United Airlines.
YoloinOhio Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is.i have wanted to do it many times. Thanks for taking out the frustration on behalf of all of us, Nigel
T-Bomb Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 sometimes you have to punch a cabana boy. i don't see what the problem is. Then when they are on the ground you kick them in the balls. It's therapeutic...
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