Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 I'll take a stab at it. Covfefe is the noise a journalist makes when you slam them onto a hard surface such as a marble floor.
Chef Jim Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 Jesus Christ. Do I have to explain everything to you. Covfefe is a Caribbean dish made from goat, turmeric rice, tomatoes, cilantro and lots of Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers. It derives it's name from the the first guy to eat it. It is so hot that even ah hour after eating his mouth was so !@#$ed up when the valet asked what car he was driving when he tried to say Corvette Covfefe was all he could mumble.
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 What is covfefe? Some say it's Turkish. Some say it's German. Nobody believed it was real. Nobody ever saw it or knew anybody that ever worked directly with it, but to hear Trump tweet it, anybody could have worked with covfefe. You never knew. That was his power.
Bad Things Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 What's COVFEFE? Easy. It's a distraction from the real issues. (and it's working!)
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2017 Author Posted June 1, 2017 Jesus Christ. Do I have to explain everything to you. Covfefe is a Caribbean dish made from goat, turmeric rice, tomatoes, cilantro and lots of Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers. It derives it's name from the the first guy to eat it. It is so hot that even ah hour after eating his mouth was so !@#$ed up when the valet asked what car he was driving when he tried to say Corvette Covfefe was all he could mumble. Is covfefe going to be on the menu at the next White House Correspondents Dinner? What is covfefe? Some say it's Turkish. Some say it's German. Nobody believed it was real. Nobody ever saw it or knew anybody that ever worked directly with it, but to hear Trump tweet it, anybody could have worked with covfefe. You never knew. That was his power. Interesting. I don't understand. But interesting. What's COVFEFE? Easy. It's a distraction from the real issues. (and it's working!) Yes, but how do you keep cats from urinating all over your covfefe?
4merper4mer Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 I think if you spread enough covfefe on your floors that your cats will stop pissing.
Deranged Rhino Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 If you believe the interwebs, it's ancient Aramaic for apocalypse - though it's closer in meaning to the Greek definition than the religious one.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2017 Author Posted June 1, 2017 If you believe the interwebs, it's ancient Aramaic for apocalypse - though it's closer in meaning to the Greek definition than the religious one. So it's an alien language?
4merper4mer Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 If you believe the interwebs, it's ancient Aramaic for apocalypse - though it's closer in meaning to the Greek definition than the religious one. Yuck. Doesn't apocalypse in Greek mean one of those gross salads with a plop of cottage cheese on top?
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 If you believe the interwebs, it's ancient Aramaic for apocalypse - though it's closer in meaning to the Greek definition than the religious one. That's one interpretation. But could it also be a coded message from out Alien Creator/Overlords meant to be unlocked when we are ready to understand the true history of humankind? Quick, somebody call the History© Channel! Yuck. Doesn't apocalypse in Greek mean one of those gross salads with a plop of cottage cheese on top? You mean an Alabama Hotpocket?
4merper4mer Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 You mean an Alabama Hotpocket? I thought an Alabama Hotpocket was a poop that exited at high velocity.
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 I thought an Alabama Hotpocket was a poop that exited at high velocity. You're thinking of a speeding stojan
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 It means "coverage." It's just that small hands can't type that many letters. They have a 7 letter limit per word. 8 just won't cut it.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2017 Author Posted June 1, 2017 It means "coverage." It's just that small hands can't type that many letters. They have a 7 letter limit per word. 8 just won't cut it. Don't be silly. Next?
justnzane Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 covfefe- the resulting word when Donald Trump's hands are too small to use a smartphone keyboard You're thinking of a speeding stojan I just spit out my evening rum reading this
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 1, 2017 Author Posted June 1, 2017 I'm pretty sure covfefe is a classic French preparation of duck. I've enjoyed duck covfefe at many a fine restaurant. How on Earth did this end up here? Right?! I feel dirty.
B-Large Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 You're all stupid. Covfefe is a completely shaven, stylish young gent who delivers the best hand relief in DC. POTUS is a stressful job, nobody could imagine how hard it could be, sometimes you just need some Covfefe.... Covfefe.
Chef Jim Posted June 1, 2017 Posted June 1, 2017 Is covfefe going to be on the menu at the next White House Correspondents? Highly unlikely however I will make some for the opener. I dare anyone to try it.
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