Dablitzkrieg Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 This is my favorite thread ever in the history of threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 the only people that love applebees are the executives at toilet paper companies. No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. You must have been pooped at the end of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 You must have been pooped at the end of the day I work in HR...air conditioned office with a decent comfortable chair. Â The guys that work in the plants....they're definitely pooped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 No lie....I worked for a company that made the machines, parts and maintenance for the machines that make toilet paper. Other types of paper too but toilet paper was one of them. I worked for them for 5 years. this just made you 7% better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 this just made you 7% better. Is that 7% softer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 applebees would have to watch me say it to its face from the ground after i was done knocking it out! Â Â I bet you wouldn't say that to Applebees face. New levels of awesome !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Is that 7% softer? Also 7% thicker. I like it thicker...thicker is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 at least he can prove he's had sex at least 14 times. Haha. Â It just amazes me how elite athletes can't figure out how to pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 (edited) Haha. Â It just amazes me how elite athletes can't figure out how to pull out. It's the "one drop" rule. Gets them every time. With these guys it is always the "off" season. Edited May 16, 2017 by cba fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I've been snipped. It took about three months before they declared me sperm free. the only people that love applebees are the executives at toilet paper companies. And Marshawn Lynch.... Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Also 7% thicker. I like it thicker...thicker is better. Oh, if you can have both? Win/Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Let's not all applaud him for being able to raise 14 kids... how many of these 14 do you think are ACTUALLY being raised by him... how many do you think ACTUALLY see him regularly??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Oh, if you can have both? Win/Win! You're speaking my language and it's not English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) Well, 15 kids would have been a little extreme. Edited May 17, 2017 by TheFunPolice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Cmon man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 If he sneezes in your direction you better run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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