shrader Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Candy Bars for anyone: Butterfinger Nestle Crunch....which btw is the winner of this contest For Weirdos: Butterfinger Krackel Just like Butterfinger being on both lists, Crunch and Krackel are the same exact thing. But anyway, I'm still not convinced that anyone has ever bought a full size version of any of those hershey's minis, other than the regular milk chocolate bar.
TSOL Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Do nutty buddies qualify as candybars? Cuz those things are badass
4merper4mer Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Just like Butterfinger being on both lists, Crunch and Krackel are the same exact thing. But anyway, I'm still not convinced that anyone has ever bought a full size version of any of those hershey's minis, other than the regular milk chocolate bar. Full size Krackle and the fact that it is a cheap copy of the superior Nestle version put in squarely in the weirdo list. It's like Hershey got caught with an incomplete portfolio, got schooled by Nestle and just gave up...but they had to have a me too. Forget that. Two Sheas for noticing Butterfinger on both lists. It was a tough one for me to figure. I'm not 100% sure which list is correct when I think about it.
Roundybout Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Your lack of protest for all of the other bars on the weirdo lists speaks volumes about the introspection you require on the Payday. Butterfinger - these are delicious. Crunchy peanut butter and chocolate are a fine, manly combination, Heath - I can't defend this. Who the hell likes toffee? PayDay- see previous statement 5th Avenue- never had one of these Krackel - like you guys said, Crunch knock off. I dont like crunchy rice anyways. Mr. Goodbar- these are damn good and I vote they are moved to the regular bars section. Mars- do these exist? I have never seen one in real life Zero- feminine candy bar Zagnut- the hell is a "Zagnut" Toblerone- feminine candy bar. It has honey in it. Clark- i think superman when I see one of these so I motion it gets moved to manly. Do nutty buddies qualify as candybars? Cuz those things are badass that gets into a grey area, along with those delicious cosmic brownie things. Might be a thread in itself.
4merper4mer Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Butterfinger - these are delicious. Crunchy peanut butter and chocolate are a fine, manly combination, Heath - I can't defend this. Who the hell likes toffee? PayDay- see previous statement 5th Avenue- never had one of these Krackel - like you guys said, Crunch knock off. I dont like crunchy rice anyways. Mr. Goodbar- these are damn good and I vote they are moved to the regular bars section. Mars- do these exist? I have never seen one in real life Zero- feminine candy bar Zagnut- the hell is a "Zagnut" Toblerone- feminine candy bar. It has honey in it. Clark- i think superman when I see one of these so I motion it gets moved to manly. Whether they taste good or not has nothing to do if they are on the weirdo list. I will explain each: Butterfinger -The insides are like bone marrow and only serial killers eat bone marrowHeath - I can't defend this. Who the hell likes toffee? -- good enough explanation for me PayDay- Like someone rolled peanuts through a patch of sticky pavement, picked it up and ate it. 5th Avenue- never had one of these -- you have to look to find one...only weirdos would bother Krackel - If the manufacturer doesn't even like it, why would we? Mr. Goodbar- Yellow and red packaging screams inferior Mars- Name it after a better planet and it is still probably for weirdos Zero-Starts with Z. It's white. Just check in to the mental ward Zagnut-also starts with Z Toblerone- More Euro than feminine. Granted there isn't a big difference. Clark- Marrow-esque like Butterfinger
Chef Jim Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Whether they taste good or not has nothing to do if they are on the weirdo list. I will explain each: Butterfinger -The insides are like bone marrow and only serial killers eat bone marrowHeath - I can't defend this. Who the hell likes toffee? -- good enough explanation for me PayDay- Like someone rolled peanuts through a patch of sticky pavement, picked it up and ate it. 5th Avenue- never had one of these -- you have to look to find one...only weirdos would bother Krackel - If the manufacturer doesn't even like it, why would we? Mr. Goodbar- Yellow and red packaging screams inferior Mars- Name it after a better planet and it is still probably for weirdos Zero-Starts with Z. It's white. Just check in to the mental ward Zagnut-also starts with Z Toblerone- More Euro than feminine. Granted there isn't a big difference. Clark- Marrow-esque like Butterfinger You've never eaten bone marrow have you?
4merper4mer Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Cadbury fruit and nut chocolate bar. Do I even need to put that in a category or did you guys figure it out already?
Gugny Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Do I even need to put that in a category or did you guys figure it out already? "Former TBD Users"
Guffalo Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Isn't A Clark bar and 5th Avenue the same thing? Add butter and its a Butterfinger. Crispy (Sponge candy substitute) Skor ( almost same as a Heath Bar) Reeses PB Cup Mounds Dove Dark And for old folks Try this
4merper4mer Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Isn't A Clark bar and 5th Avenue the same thing? Add butter and its a Butterfinger. Crispy (Sponge candy substitute) Skor ( almost same as a Heath Bar) Reeses PB Cup Mounds Dove Dark And for old folks Try this Some of it is in the branding. Mr. Goodbar is an example of ingredients that work in packaging that calls out to weirdos. Isn't A Clark bar and 5th Avenue the same thing? Add butter and its a Butterfinger. Crispy (Sponge candy substitute) Skor ( almost same as a Heath Bar) Reeses PB Cup Mounds Dove Dark And for old folks Try this Those Mary Janes from your picture, although not candy bars, are solidly in the weirdo category.
PRBills Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Payday gets my vote.... anyone remember the peanut butter payday that was out a few years ago? That would have my vote had they not discontinued it... mmmmmm
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Isn't A Clark bar and 5th Avenue the same thing? Add butter and its a Butterfinger. Crispy (Sponge candy substitute) Skor ( almost same as a Heath Bar) Reeses PB Cup Mounds Dove Dark And for old folks Try this Thanks for that link, now a favorite
Mark Vader Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) Candy Bars for anyone: Milky Way Snickers 3 Musketeers 100 Grand Butterfinger Regular/Peanut M&M's Charleston Chew Hershey Bar Mounds Nestle Crunch....which btw is the winner of this contest 100 Grand Twix Caramello Whatchamacallit....borderline chick candy bar For Dudes: Baby Ruth Oh Henry Mallo Cup Special Dark For Chicks: Almond Joy Kit Kat Sky Bar The "boutique" new M&M flavors....all of them. Reese's Peppermint Patty For Weirdos: Butterfinger Heath PayDay 5th Avenue Krackel Mr. Goodbar Mars Zero Zagnut Toblerone Clark I might have forgotten some...most of which would end up join the "for weirdos" list. Where would you put, Rolo, U-No and Symphony? Edited May 9, 2017 by Mark Vader
Mark Vader Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Brickle Bar from See's Candies. See's is not a nationwide candy store. Not everyone has had See's candies.
Doc Posted May 9, 2017 Posted May 9, 2017 Do I even need to put that in a category or did you guys figure it out already? Real men.
4merper4mer Posted May 10, 2017 Posted May 10, 2017 Real men. Chicks Where would you put, Rolo, U-No and Symphony? Rolo would bean anyone but is not technically a candy bar. I will have to look up the others.
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