teef Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 I've recently decided to spend a boat load of money and surgically have myself made into an elf. just curious what you guys think.
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance?
ocemur Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 I can't see being "hung like an elf" as a positive statement.
teef Posted May 3, 2017 Author Posted May 3, 2017 i really didn't think the responses would be so amazing. nicely done.
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance? We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf.
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf. Little person?
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) How long do your ears stay that hard? My understanding is forever as long as you do this. Note: Picture not to scale. Edited May 3, 2017 by Chef Jim
The Poojer Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them How long do your ears stay that hard?
Gugny Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them Is that a "you," generally speaking ... or would it have to be me, specifically, who rubs Teef's ears into erection?
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