teef Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I've recently decided to spend a boat load of money and surgically have myself made into an elf. just curious what you guys think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 breathtaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Need a longer nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 that's so 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 At least your hearing will be improved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Didn't you play keyboards for Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Id do her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Id do her I think it's a he. Let us know ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 My God it was like looking into a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I can't see being "hung like an elf" as a positive statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 i really didn't think the responses would be so amazing. nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Teef.....can I call you Teef? I would suggest you change your name to "Telf" and learn to play the banjo. Ohhh, another thing...do you have a background in managing professional sports franchises by chance? We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 We don't need an elf we need a !@#$ing wizard. Oh wait then they'd be good again and I'd be drawn back in so let's shoot for a dwarf. Little person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Little person? No....Dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 How long do your ears stay that hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) How long do your ears stay that hard? My understanding is forever as long as you do this. Note: Picture not to scale. Edited May 3, 2017 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them How long do your ears stay that hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Gug got his flag pole broken by the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 as long as you rub them Is that a "you," generally speaking ... or would it have to be me, specifically, who rubs Teef's ears into erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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