Kelly the Dog Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Ralph Wilson had put together the perfect Bills team, missing only a stud quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer to guarantee a Super Bowl win. One night he was watching a war-zone scene in Iraq on TV. In the background of one shot, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another grenade 75 yards, pitching it right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another into a car passing at 90 mph. BULL'S-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Wilson shouted. "He's got the perfect arm!" He finds him and brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. The Bills go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Iraqi is hailed as a great hero, and when Reid asks him what he wants, he says he wants to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman snaps. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" "You don't understand, Mother," the QB pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. The elections are a joke, your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, then tearfully adds, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Buffalo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I've seen that posted somewhere, but with Detroit as the city. Makes more sense (well, with the beating/killings, not the Superbowl ). CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 who's Reid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 who's Reid? 258620[/snapback] Andy Reid. It was used for Philly and is making the rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 who's Reid? 258620[/snapback] I was thinking the same thing. I assume the original joke was Philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Andy Reid. It was used for Philly and is making the rounds. 258632[/snapback] I knew that...I was just being a wise guy....what a poor job of proof reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I love it... of course, I think Miami as the background would fit better. But as is... I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I knew that...I was just being a wise guy....what a poor job of proof reading. 258635[/snapback] Kelly is one of the good guys. Please be fair and balanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I've heard the same joke with different cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Kelly is one of the good guys. Please be fair and balanced. 258644[/snapback] Can I be on the "good guy" list.....please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Can I be on the "good guy" list.....please? 258681[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 258727[/snapback] he just wins the superbowl and wants to call mom.........??? what happened to going to disney land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Can I be on the "good guy" list.....please? 258681[/snapback] Yeah but that guy NG, who is a closet Pats fan cannot be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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