Just Jack Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Remembered some of the out of the ordinary obits that recently made the news, and found this one random funny obit generator. All you do is put in your name and it'll come up with how you died, etc... We regret to announce the shocking demise of Just Jack, who on the 3rd of January of this year was meticulously perforated by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occurred in the rundown tenement somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Just Jack is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month. http://crucifictiongames.com/playpen_rogd.htm They also have a Star Wars version... http://crucifictiongames.com/playpen_swrogd.htm The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Just Jack, who 4 days ago was savagely choked to death with the Force by a battle droid. This incident occurred in a secret rebel base on the planet Hoth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever." just before expiring. Just Jack was reportedly accompanied by a woman with two danishes on the side of her head who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebel Day". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gugny Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 We regret to announce the untimely demise of Bills Playoff Chances, who on the 3rd of April of this year was delicately cannibalized by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in the rundown tenement at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. Bills Playoff Chances is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 We regret to announce the untimely demise of Bills Playoff Chances, who on the 3rd of April of this year was delicately cannibalized by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in the rundown tenement at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. Bills Playoff Chances is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month. Died early this year. Usually the Bills playoff chances die around Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo no se Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 We regret to announce the disturbing expiration of Yo No Se, who on the 2nd of May of this year was callously bored to death by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Yo No Se is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 The Empire is pleased to announce the destruction of the notorious rebel Rusty Lugnuts, who 5 days ago was ruthlessly frozen in carbonite by Prince Xizor. This incident occurred in an arid desert in the Spice Mines of Kessel. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Prepare to make the jump to light speed!" just before expiring. Rusty Lugnuts was reportedly accompanied by several Ewoks who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will use the Force to levitate a taun-taun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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