mead107 Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 A softer approach to the topic last night like I have some inside source that says a bills player had an incident with police Not naming names may have made it less in your face without links Just my opinion.
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 so mocking a sick young man is entertainment? I am in the wrong place then. carry on. If we find out the guy has gone mental - I am sure a lot of the picking on him will stop. For all we know he let a $50 bill blow out the window and stopped and jumped a fence trying to chase it down - because for a kid that grew up in Cameroon - $50 is a big deal even though he might be loaded now. Or maybe he had to pee really bad and whizzed on an electric fence. Or maybe he jumped the fence - got caught and juiced himself which made him piss his pants which explains why he wasn't wearing any. Or who knows what - many funny possibilities involving excrement of one sort or another Lighten up
boyst Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 i mean, this has happened very similarly in my life many times, except i don't get caught.
Zulu Cthulhu Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) so mocking a sick young man is entertainment? I am in the wrong place then. carry on. Pfff. You assuming he is "sick" or has some sort of mental disorder based on initial reports of an isolated incident is more insensitive (and arrogant) than people joking about it chief. Edited April 20, 2017 by Zulu Cthulhu
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Did I hear something about Miley Cyrus with no pants on? In Buffalo? what did I miss?
Ittakestime Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 This sounds more to me like he had food poisoning or was sick. Probably pulled over because he was going to crap himself and got sick.
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 If we find out the guy has gone mental - I am sure a lot of the picking on him will stop. For all we know he let a $50 bill blow out the window and stopped and jumped a fence trying to chase it down - because for a kid that grew up in Cameroon - $50 is a big deal even though he might be loaded now. Or maybe he had to pee really bad and whizzed on an electric fence. Or maybe he jumped the fence - got caught and juiced himself which made him piss his pants which explains why he wasn't wearing any. Or who knows what - many funny possibilities involving excrement of one sort or another Lighten up The visual image in my mind of this is truly hysterical!
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Maybe it was some sort of new minicamp drill?Respect the process!
Iraq Vet Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) I hope he is ok... Yet makes me wonder..... I hope this is just a prank gone very wrong and that is it. We should get Incognito to investigate. Edited April 20, 2017 by Iraq Vet
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Respect the process! I have laughed on this site today more than I have in a long while. Good work everybody!
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) The visual image in my mind of this is truly hysterical! Dude. I did that once. True story. Shocks your whole pecker. Yowza! It wasn't one of these new age whimpy fences either. It was an electrified pasture fence that cycled 110V with enough amperage to really get you. I think the thing was made in 1940 or something. Back then cattle were scared. Edited April 20, 2017 by PolishDave
Captain Murica Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Dude. I did that once. True story. Shocks your whole pecker. Yowza! The entire thing? Not just the tip?!
DC Tom Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Dude. I did that once. True story. Shocks your whole pecker. Yowza! It wasn't one of these new age whimpy fences either. It was an electrified pasture fence that cycled 110V with enough amperage to really get you. I think the thing was made in 1940 or something. Back then cattle were scared. Mythbusters tested that. Turns out it only works if you con a dumbass co-host to grab a fake Ark of the Covenant while it's attached to the transformer.
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 The entire thing? Not just the tip?! Yep. You would think you would feel it in the rest of your body too, but not in my experience. Instant and very unpleasant erection! Zippie!
4_kidd_4 Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 This sounds more to me like he had food poisoning or was sick. Probably pulled over because he was going to crap himself and got sick. Been there, years ago. Hanging out at a girl's house w her for the first time, and my gut starts immediately rumblin. Case the joint and see the only bathroom is right off the living room. Dammit. Clenched my way through a movie, and was out the door before the credits were done. Had to pull over at the first wooded area I saw, and ran for the trees. Juuust made it. Ha.
Nick the Greek Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 And to think.. at one point Richie Incognito was considered to be the problem child of the o-line.
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 Mythbusters tested that. Turns out it only works if you con a dumbass co-host to grab a fake Ark of the Covenant while it's attached to the transformer. lol
mead107 Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 i mean, this has happened very similarly in my life many times, except i don't get caught. sheep on other side of fence
Doc Posted April 20, 2017 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) @mikerodak On Cyrus Kouandjio being partially unclothed, Erie County Sheriffs Office specifies lower half and he was not naked but undressed." So he didn't say "shoot me" and wasn't naked. What next? He wasn't found in a field but in his living room? Edited April 20, 2017 by Doc
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