bopper2 Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 It starts with "in the sixth round, the New England Patriots select quarterback Chad Kelly of Mississippi." Fast forward to a mid season game in 2018. Steelers LB Arthur Moats lays a devastating hit on TB12, knocking him out of the game. Kelly comes in, throws for 400 yards and 5 TDs. Brady never plays again. A distraught head coach resigns after the season and is replaced by Frank Reich. Fast forward again to February 2030. I pick up the morning paper (yes, miraculously there are still newspapers) and there, next to the picture of Chad Kelly raising the Lombardi trophy for the sixth time in his career, is Jerry Sullivan's column urging the Pegulas to fire GM Doug Whaley. Below the fold a is a recap of the Sabres latest loss to the Maple Leafs, led by Auston Matthews hat trick. I take my last breath and pass away, a bitter broken man. But, hey, the Bisons are off to a good start!
jeffismagic Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 It starts with "in the sixth round, the New England Patriots select quarterback Chad Kelly of Mississippi." Fast forward to a mid season game in 2018. Steelers LB Arthur Moats lays a devastating hit on TB12, knocking him out of the game. Kelly comes in, throws for 400 yards and 5 TDs. Brady never plays again. A distraught head coach resigns after the season and is replaced by Frank Reich. Fast forward again to February 2030. I pick up the morning paper (yes, miraculously there are still newspapers) and there, next to the picture of Chad Kelly raising the Lombardi trophy for the sixth time in his career, is Jerry Sullivan's column urging the Pegulas to fire GM Doug Whaley. Below the fold a is a recap of the Sabres latest loss to the Maple Leafs, led by Auston Matthews hat trick. I take my last breath and pass away, a bitter broken man. But, hey, the Bisons are off to a good start! The Patriots value intelligence at the QB position. Your nightmare will never happen.
seregil42 Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 Impressive that Doug Whaley has held onto the position all the way to 2030. Must be doing something right.
thunderingsquid Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 That is a nightmare. But the parade for Moats will be EPIC!
PolishDave Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 It starts with "in the sixth round, the New England Patriots select quarterback Chad Kelly of Mississippi." Fast forward to a mid season game in 2018. Steelers LB Arthur Moats lays a devastating hit on TB12, knocking him out of the game. Kelly comes in, throws for 400 yards and 5 TDs. Brady never plays again. A distraught head coach resigns after the season and is replaced by Frank Reich. Fast forward again to February 2030. I pick up the morning paper (yes, miraculously there are still newspapers) and there, next to the picture of Chad Kelly raising the Lombardi trophy for the sixth time in his career, is Jerry Sullivan's column urging the Pegulas to fire GM Doug Whaley. Below the fold a is a recap of the Sabres latest loss to the Maple Leafs, led by Auston Matthews hat trick. I take my last breath and pass away, a bitter broken man. But, hey, the Bisons are off to a good start! The real nightmare is having yet another Chad Kelly thread.
Fan in Chicago Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 Fast forward again to February 2030. I pick up the morning paper (yes, miraculously there are still newspapers) and there, next to the picture of Chad Kelly raising the Lombardi trophy for the sixth time in his career, is Jerry Sullivan's column Jerry Sullivan still writing in 2030 ? That sure is one heck of a nightmare
teef Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 i once partied a lot as a younger man. drugs were part of the scene. i've had to move on from those years. use this information as you see fit.
T-Bomb Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 It starts with "in the sixth round, the New England Patriots select quarterback Chad Kelly of Mississippi." Fast forward to a mid season game in 2018. Steelers LB Arthur Moats lays a devastating hit on TB12, knocking him out of the game. Kelly comes in, throws for 400 yards and 5 TDs. Brady never plays again. A distraught head coach resigns after the season and is replaced by Frank Reich. Fast forward again to February 2030. I pick up the morning paper (yes, miraculously there are still newspapers) and there, next to the picture of Chad Kelly raising the Lombardi trophy for the sixth time in his career, is Jerry Sullivan's column urging the Pegulas to fire GM Doug Whaley. Below the fold a is a recap of the Sabres latest loss to the Maple Leafs, led by Auston Matthews hat trick. I take my last breath and pass away, a bitter broken man. But, hey, the Bisons are off to a good start! I think you should care less about sports. Just an observation.
Beef Jerky Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 Doesn't seem like a nightmare... More like a stupid thought.
billsredneck1 Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 Impressive that Doug Whaley has held onto the position all the way to 2030. Must be doing something right. he forgot the part about terry and kim joining a cult and moving to south america and leaving russ brandon in charge.....must have had to get up and pee during that part of it.
Buftex Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 At 52, my worst nightmare is that I die, never experiencing the joy of a Bills or Sabres championship season.
Elite Poster Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 With that extra fifth that might come in, Don't be surprised if pick in round #6 goes to Mr. Kelly.
I'm Spartacus Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 By 2030, Jerry Sullivan will be writing the monthly newsletter for Grover Cleveland Golf Course. It's probably all he could handle at that point.
Captain Murica Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 At 52, my worst nightmare is that I die, never experiencing the joy of a Bills or Sabres championship season. I think that is the fear of any Bills fans at any age currently... I know it is mine as well when it comes to my "worst" sports related nightmare.
KollegeStudnet Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 I could see the Pats drafting Chad...taking over for Brady and winning 5 more lombardis 😩
Just Jack Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 We are closer to the 2030 Super Bowl (4673 days) than we are to the last Bills Super Bowl appearance (8040 days). Let that sink in for a moment. (For those wondering, I used the first Sunday in February 2030 as the possible SB date)
DrDawkinstein Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 The Patriots value intelligence at the QB position. Your nightmare will never happen. Ryan Mallet?
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted April 19, 2017 Posted April 19, 2017 i once partied a lot as a younger man. drugs were part of the scene. i've had to move on from those years. use this information as you see fit. So are you saying with the guidance of his god father Jim that he will mature and turn into the greatest QB in Bills history? I do think Jim will put all of his effort into making sure Chad is a successful QB. So with the 5th rd pick that the Bills get from the Patriots for Gillese the Bills pick Chad Kelly. So if Kelly does become the greatest QB in Bills history we can always thank the Patriots for it.
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