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Cleavage man. It's all about the cleavage.

 

BTW that's ain't my girlfriend. :censored:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet.

You always were a sucker for ladies with a wandering eye.
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You always were a sucker for ladies with a wandering eye.

 

Well more specifically cross eyed ladies. I think it makes my manhood look twice as big or something. But hey whatever works.

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Good ... she can bring the diet coke and red wine to the TBDAHOT.

 

Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

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Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

If you were looking at something the size of a maggot twice a day you'd be cross eyed too.
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If you were looking at something the size of a maggot twice a day you'd be cross eyed too.

Jesus! You buy a guy a ticket to his first home opener and it gives you license to treat him like ****.

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Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

 

No....Since she's the new girlfriend she replaces me...It's now her job to bring the diet coke and the red wine for you NOT for her to drink.

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