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  On 4/5/2017 at 12:00 AM, Chef Jim said:

 

Cleavage man. It's all about the cleavage.

 

BTW that's ain't my girlfriend. :censored:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet.

You always were a sucker for ladies with a wandering eye.
Posted
  On 4/5/2017 at 2:53 AM, BringBackFergy said:

You always were a sucker for ladies with a wandering eye.

 

Well more specifically cross eyed ladies. I think it makes my manhood look twice as big or something. But hey whatever works.

Posted
  On 4/5/2017 at 6:29 PM, Chef Jim said:

 

Well more specifically cross eyed ladies. I think it makes my manhood look twice as big or something. But hey whatever works.

LOL

Posted
  On 4/6/2017 at 4:41 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

Good ... she can bring the diet coke and red wine to the TBDAHOT.

 

Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

Posted
  On 4/7/2017 at 1:16 AM, Chef Jim said:

 

Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

If you were looking at something the size of a maggot twice a day you'd be cross eyed too.
Posted
  On 4/7/2017 at 1:46 AM, BringBackFergy said:

If you were looking at something the size of a maggot twice a day you'd be cross eyed too.

Jesus! You buy a guy a ticket to his first home opener and it gives you license to treat him like ****.

Posted
  On 4/7/2017 at 1:16 AM, Chef Jim said:

Nah she'll just get drunk. You think she's funny looking in that picture? You should see her after a day of peach brandy and sweet tarts. It's not a good sight.

 

No....Since she's the new girlfriend she replaces me...It's now her job to bring the diet coke and the red wine for you NOT for her to drink.

Posted
  On 4/7/2017 at 3:39 AM, Chef Jim said:

Jesus! You buy a guy a ticket to his first home opener and it gives you license to treat him like ****.

Ok, fine....a tootsie roll.

 

:)

Posted
  On 4/7/2017 at 10:40 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Ok, fine....a tootsie roll.

 

:)

 

No no no. !@#$ with me all you want. I need tickets this year too. :thumbsup:

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