BringBackFergy Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/
Saxum Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers. They say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems. it seems she got exactly what she wanted - squirrels love nuts! "Alternative facts" are great! Edited April 4, 2017 by Koolaid
Cripple Creek Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 (Her Lawyers) say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems. Yeah, she should have captured some bears and trained them to attack the guy. That's some good lawyering there Lou.
Cripple Creek Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) let's face it. everything about this is awesome. Except the gnawed nut. Edited April 4, 2017 by Cripple Creek
teef Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) Except the gnawed nut. very true. if it wasn't for the traumatized testicle, i'd be down right happy about this. but as a guy, it's tough to swallow that some of your manhood was removed by a squirrel. Edited April 4, 2017 by teef
BringBackFergy Posted April 4, 2017 Author Posted April 4, 2017 let's face it. everything about this is awesome. Speaking of facing it...which eye does Chef Jim look at when having nice dinner conversation with this prize?
teef Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 Speaking of facing it...which eye does Chef Jim look at when having nice dinner conversation with this prize? i'm guessing her left eye is the good one. i would just hope she's courteous enough to at least do a slight head lean so we know exactly where to look. i know one guy with a lazy eye, and that's how he hooks it up.
BringBackFergy Posted April 4, 2017 Author Posted April 4, 2017 Jim hasn't checked in yet...must be protecting his nuts.
Saxum Posted April 4, 2017 Posted April 4, 2017 Look at the URL, it is fake news and only those as nutty as her think guy lost his nut to a squirrel.
Chef Jim Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) Speaking of facing it...which eye does Chef Jim look at when having nice dinner conversation with this prize? Cleavage man. It's all about the cleavage. BTW that's ain't my girlfriend. Yet. Edited April 5, 2017 by Chef Jim
mead107 Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) You only hang with hot women. Speaking of hot women, you bring your wife and niece to opener? Edited April 5, 2017 by mead107
thebug Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 Cleavage man. It's all about the cleavage. BTW that's ain't my girlfriend. 😀 You're a good sport, even though you don't watch sports. Yet.
Chef Jim Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 You only hang with hot women. Speaking of hot women, you bring your wife and niece to opener? You dog! And sure.
B-Large Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 Let's stop calling Chef Jims man lover his "girlfriend".... okay?
Augie Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 Pass on clicking on any of these links.....for SO many reasons.
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