Jump to content

Chef Jim's Girlfriend is "squirrely"


Recommended Posts

These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

 

 

They say that her choice of training squirrels instead of dogs or bears suggests that she might be suffering from mental problems.

 

it seems she got exactly what she wanted - squirrels love nuts!

 

"Alternative facts" are great!

Edited by Koolaid
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Speaking of facing it...which eye does Chef Jim look at when having nice dinner conversation with this prize?

i'm guessing her left eye is the good one. i would just hope she's courteous enough to at least do a slight head lean so we know exactly where to look. i know one guy with a lazy eye, and that's how he hooks it up.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Speaking of facing it...which eye does Chef Jim look at when having nice dinner conversation with this prize?

 

Cleavage man. It's all about the cleavage.

 

BTW that's ain't my girlfriend. :censored:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet.

Edited by Chef Jim
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...