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I'm thinking I'm done going to weddings for cousins I barely even know. Costs me at least a few hundred, not including a gift, even if it is being held in my home town and we can crash at my parents' house. From now on make up an excuse, RSVP no, and send to couple a check. I've been to 4 stupid weddings in the past 3 months.

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Drink this (pointing towards my junk).

if you're wearing a fedora, it means you're ready.

 

 

i completely forgot that i'm allowed to go back to pointing to my junk here. i feel...alive.

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I'm thinking I'm done going to weddings for cousins I barely even know. Costs me at least a few hundred, not including a gift, even if it is being held in my home town and we can crash at my parents' house. From now on make up an excuse, RSVP no, and send to couple a check. I've been to 4 stupid weddings in the past 3 months.

Got it....

 

[crosses Hammersticks off the guest list]

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People are idiots .... My Daughters car, parked harmlessly in the street in front of our house was just crushed by a moron whose windshield was completely frosted over.

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Got it....[crosses Hammersticks off the guest list]

still planing wedding to take place at Hammer's Lot? Opener?
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if you're wearing a fedora, it means you're ready.

 

 

i completely forgot that i'm allowed to go back to pointing to my junk here. i feel...alive.

Oh ya, your fedora comment was still one of the funniest things I've ever read on a forum. Besides most of the stuff I say.

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I'm so glad the FBI and several other organizations dedicated so much of their time and effort into retrieving Tom Brady so Superbowl jerseys.....dickweeds.

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